HomeMadeTurboz

tuna sandwich in the heater vent...

sikcrx89

its best to wait till he is asleep then you and a friend saran wrap him to the bed and flip the bed over so he lface plants the floor.. or just antique him while he sleeps

darksol2005

This usually works better for dorms or appartments, BUT....

**** in a ziplock back, lay it FLAT in the freezer. Wait till it freezes, then take it, open the end of the bag, and slide it under their door

RotaryGeek

haha thas a good one, i like the rope on the outside doorknob better though. that would **** me the ---- off.

evilleturbo

you could always call his phone, pretend to be a cop, and tell him that his parents were killed in a car crash. You cant tell him its a joke untill he starts to cry though.

replace his shampoo with red dye and dog ----.

but a weather balloon on his tail pipe. it will take a long time for the car to push enough air to make that thing pop.

nascarfan

**** in a red cup playing any drinkin game-give it to your buddy
....my friends are ********
dry ice in milk around his clothes
tazer when awake
subscription to gay or african american ****

RotaryGeek

yeah the taser while sleeping could kill him. his heart is already almost shut down as it is. and you can do a lot of time for that.