Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
04-19-2004, 09:04 PM
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Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
well as i was closing up shop yesterday (my garage).... i was tired as ---- and it was like midnight.. and through the corner of my eye i see this thing crawling on the floor?? i was like WTF...... the most hidious looking little bastard ever...... good damn these things are ugly... i know they dont do anything and arent harmfull but they sure are a bunch of scary looking mother *******...
i cought it... but dont know what to do with it... kill it, set it free... keep it as a pet.... any suggestions?
in case youve never seen one before...
i cought it... but dont know what to do with it... kill it, set it free... keep it as a pet.... any suggestions?
in case youve never seen one before...
04-19-2004, 09:09 PM
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Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
------- burn it. 
You guys get any scorpions or sun spiders around there? It's a shitty feeling stepping on something so dangerous. One morning I was going into the bathroom and stepped on something funny feeling. I rolled my foot back without lifting it and BAM! a ------- scorpion rolls out from under my foot. I think I could have had a mild heart attack. Snakes and scorpions scare me more than gun shots. I'd rather get shot in the chest than hold a snake/scorpion. 
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You guys get any scorpions or sun spiders around there? It's a shitty feeling stepping on something so dangerous. One morning I was going into the bathroom and stepped on something funny feeling. I rolled my foot back without lifting it and BAM! a ------- scorpion rolls out from under my foot. I think I could have had a mild heart attack. Snakes and scorpions scare me more than gun shots. I'd rather get shot in the chest than hold a snake/scorpion. __________________
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04-19-2004, 09:16 PM
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Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
I house sit for my grandma alot and one morning when I put my foot in my shoe I felt something in there, I thought it was a leaf or something, so I take off my shoe and reach in there to pull it out and I didn't have my contacts or glasses on so I'm like wtf, something is crawling up my arm. when it got close enough that I could see it I was like "holy ----, that's a ------- scorpion" so I throw that ---- on the floor and then trap it with a cup, then I throw his *** outside and yell "and stay the ---- out, bitch" at which point the neighbors called the cops.
04-19-2004, 09:21 PM
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Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by kyle
I house sit for my grandma alot and one morning when I put my foot in my shoe I felt something in there, I thought it was a leaf or something, so I take off my shoe and reach in there to pull it out and I didn't have my contacts or classes on so I'm like wtf, something is crawling up my arm. when it got close enough that I could see it I was like "holy ----, that's a ------- scorpion" so I throw that ---- on the floor and then trap it with a cup, then I trow his *** outside and yell "and stay the ---- out, bitch" at which point the neighbors called the cops.
04-19-2004, 09:24 PM
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Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by kyle
I house sit for my grandma alot and one morning when I put my foot in my shoe I felt something in there, I thought it was a leaf or something, so I take off my shoe and reach in there to pull it out and I didn't have my contacts or classes on so I'm like wtf, something is crawling up my arm. when it got close enough that I could see it I was like "holy ----, that's a ------- scorpion" so I throw that ---- on the floor and then trap it with a cup, then I trow his *** outside and yell "and stay the ---- out, bitch" at which point the neighbors called the cops.
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04-19-2004, 09:26 PM
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Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Yep, I would have died from that. I have had sooooo many night mares about ---- like that. That movie "Aracnophobia" is the devil. That movie should not have been made. I have woke up thinking things were crawling on me and freaked out. It looks very weird when your girlfriend is sleeping next to you and you do that.
this thread has helped me to remember I'm supposed to be house sitting for my grandma during the time I've planned my hmt tour, woops.
04-19-2004, 09:27 PM
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Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by kyle
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Yep, I would have died from that. I have had sooooo many night mares about ---- like that. That movie "Aracnophobia" is the devil. That movie should not have been made. I have woke up thinking things were crawling on me and freaked out. It looks very weird when your girlfriend is sleeping next to you and you do that.
this thread has helped me to remember I'm supposed to be house sitting for my grandma during the time I've planned my hmt tour, woops.
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