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Old 05-09-2005, 03:49 PM
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:59 PM
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now me and the mad scientist gotta tear into the block and replace those piston rings you fried!
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Old 05-09-2005, 04:01 PM
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"SHUT UP!!" :::closes screen to laptop violently and hits the NAAWWZZZ again::::



"I see a T3 turbo Dominic, I see a cool air intake, a nos fogger system, it has....direct port nitrous injection..."
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Old 05-09-2005, 04:02 PM
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Old 05-09-2005, 04:04 PM
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2 olives are sitting on a table 1 falls off and hits the floor. The 1 on the table looks over the edge of the table and ask "Are you Okay?". The olive on the floor looks up and says "O-Live".

Knock Knock. Who's There? Brittney Spears. Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock. Who's There? Opps, I did it again!

Pick up lines:

"Want to comeover for some sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?"
"I have a watch that tells me secrets. It says your not wearing any underwear. No? Ahh, it's an hour fast."
"Can I borrow your cell phone? My Mom told me to call her when ever I met the perfect girl."
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Old 05-09-2005, 04:05 PM
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what the ---- is a pushrod? where the hell is the cam in that thing
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Old 05-09-2005, 05:56 PM
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:01 PM
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The 5-point harness in the car is overkill, but on your bed is killer. :P
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:01 PM
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This chick is fat


http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/m.../would_you.jpg
sorry, im totally grossed out


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Thanks for editing my post johnny
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:11 PM
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My eyes are bleeding


"I ALMOST HAD YOU!!'

"You almost had me? You NEVER had me. You never had your car!"

"Ask any racer, Any REAL racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winnings winning. "


I like the tuna here.


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