Okay ,I wanna hear some good fag jokes and black jokes.
10-07-2005, 12:21 PM
#41
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 97
Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good *** jokes and black jokes.
I appreciate the awesome jokes and it's much more fun asking you guys rather than looking them up on stupid search engine. I have more than enough to last this coming winter. You know, the whole 3 days it lasts here in FL.
I will leave you my favorite black joke of all time some may like it some may not. Too those of you who take offense remember it's all in fun, so go ---- yourself.
What's blue and sits on my porch
my ------ and I'll paint him any color I want!
Thanks guys and make sure to post any new ones that you hear in the future. (Try not to repost too many)
Okay here goes one more.
So this lady's in the emergency room (she went into labor and is giving birth). The doctor is telling her "push, push,
it's almost out." She gives one more push and out comes the baby. And all of a sudden the doctor takes the baby
and spins around the room and hits the baby against walls and tables and throws in the air and lets it hit the
ground. The lady is in shock like what the ---- is this doctor doing with my newborn child? Finally after a few
minutes of this crazy doctor doing this ---- the lady flips the ---- out and scream at the doctor " What the ----
are you doing with my child?? Is there something wrong with you? You're going to kill my baby"
And the doctor pulls his surgical mask down with the biggest smile almost laughing and says "I was just kidding he
was dead when he came out."
Enjoy this and use it wisely. Acting it out is the best way to tell it.
I will leave you my favorite black joke of all time some may like it some may not. Too those of you who take offense remember it's all in fun, so go ---- yourself.
What's blue and sits on my porch
my ------ and I'll paint him any color I want!
Thanks guys and make sure to post any new ones that you hear in the future. (Try not to repost too many)
Okay here goes one more.
So this lady's in the emergency room (she went into labor and is giving birth). The doctor is telling her "push, push,
it's almost out." She gives one more push and out comes the baby. And all of a sudden the doctor takes the baby
and spins around the room and hits the baby against walls and tables and throws in the air and lets it hit the
ground. The lady is in shock like what the ---- is this doctor doing with my newborn child? Finally after a few
minutes of this crazy doctor doing this ---- the lady flips the ---- out and scream at the doctor " What the ----
are you doing with my child?? Is there something wrong with you? You're going to kill my baby"
And the doctor pulls his surgical mask down with the biggest smile almost laughing and says "I was just kidding he
was dead when he came out."
Enjoy this and use it wisely. Acting it out is the best way to tell it.
10-07-2005, 02:01 PM
#42
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 168
Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good *** jokes and black jokes.
so these 2 peanuts walk into a bar and one is assaulted.
so these 2 fish are in a tank and the one fish says to the other "do you know how to drive this thing?"
so a sandwich walks into a bar, and the bartender says "hey buddy, we don't serve food here"
bad enough yet? how about dead baby jokes?
what do you get when you stab a baby?
- a boner
why couldn't helen keller drive?
- because she was a woman
did you see helen keller's new pair of shoes?
- neither did she
so these 2 fish are in a tank and the one fish says to the other "do you know how to drive this thing?"
so a sandwich walks into a bar, and the bartender says "hey buddy, we don't serve food here"
bad enough yet? how about dead baby jokes?
what do you get when you stab a baby?
- a boner
why couldn't helen keller drive?
- because she was a woman
did you see helen keller's new pair of shoes?
- neither did she
10-07-2005, 02:47 PM
#43
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 296
Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good *** jokes and black jokes.
what do you call a ------ water ski-ing?
top water jig
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A few years ago these reporters found Hitler alive and well in a German pub drinkin it up with some old friends. So they when up to him and asked him where has he been all this time and what are you going to do now that you're back in public again? Hitler says, "well, i've just been kinda layin low, but now that I'm back I think I'm gonna try my hand at that Third Reich thing again. Except this time i'm gonna do it a little different. This time i'm gonna kill ALL the Jews and 3 ballarinas."
The reporters all ask, "But why 3 ballarinas?" to which Hitler tell his friends,"I TOLD YOU NOBODY CARED ABOUT THE DAMN JEWS!!!"
top water jig
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A few years ago these reporters found Hitler alive and well in a German pub drinkin it up with some old friends. So they when up to him and asked him where has he been all this time and what are you going to do now that you're back in public again? Hitler says, "well, i've just been kinda layin low, but now that I'm back I think I'm gonna try my hand at that Third Reich thing again. Except this time i'm gonna do it a little different. This time i'm gonna kill ALL the Jews and 3 ballarinas."
The reporters all ask, "But why 3 ballarinas?" to which Hitler tell his friends,"I TOLD YOU NOBODY CARED ABOUT THE DAMN JEWS!!!"
10-07-2005, 08:20 PM
#45
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 714
Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good *** jokes and black jokes.
what did the little ------ boy get for christmas?
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my bike
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what do you call a black rocket scientist?
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A black guy walks into the unemployment office and says "im looking for a job". the lady behind the desk says "we've got a fine job for you. this rich old man has a hotel full of beautiful white blonde women and all you have to do is make sure that they get sex any time they want. in addition, he'll pay you $200 an hour for your services". The black man replies "Are you bullshitting me?" to which the clerk replies "you started it"
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how do you get 200 dead babies in a volkswagon?
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with a blender.
how do you get them out?
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with a straw.
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my bike
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what do you call a black rocket scientist?
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A black guy walks into the unemployment office and says "im looking for a job". the lady behind the desk says "we've got a fine job for you. this rich old man has a hotel full of beautiful white blonde women and all you have to do is make sure that they get sex any time they want. in addition, he'll pay you $200 an hour for your services". The black man replies "Are you bullshitting me?" to which the clerk replies "you started it"
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how do you get 200 dead babies in a volkswagon?
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with a blender.
how do you get them out?
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with a straw.
10-08-2005, 12:59 PM
#50
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,463
Re: Okay ,I wanna hear some good *** jokes and black jokes.
What's the difference between a ------ and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
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Why do ------s cry during sex?
The Mace.
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How do you get a ------ out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a ------?
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How do you stop a ------ from going out?
Pour more gas on him.
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What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a store without robbin.
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And too show the hate isnt all about da brotha's:
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
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How was copper wire invented?
Two jewish guys fighting over a penny.
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A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
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Why do ------s cry during sex?
The Mace.
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How do you get a ------ out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a ------?
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How do you stop a ------ from going out?
Pour more gas on him.
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What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a store without robbin.
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And too show the hate isnt all about da brotha's:
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
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How was copper wire invented?
Two jewish guys fighting over a penny.
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