Oh ---- a lizerd!

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10-20-2003, 05:51 PM

d16forlife

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Oh ---- a lizerd!

I just killed a ------- lizerd that got in my house(I live in the city gaddammit!).I dont know when or how that little ****** got in.My wife called me on the phone histericle.I thought someone got hurt(damm women!).Then she calms down and tells me there is a lizerd in the house.So I rush home and the ****** is behind my bedroom door chillin.THAT ****** WAS ABOUT 16" LONG!So I got him to crawl on my dirty work shirt(after I took it off) and I poped him 4 times in the head with me beebee gun.......That ****** was 17 inches long I just measured him.I should of done like the Taco Bell chihuawa and got him a "CHALUPA"....here lizerd,lizerd,lizerd!
Just thought I would share my evening "Crock Hunter" experience with yall

10-20-2003, 06:09 PM

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Re:Oh ---- a lizerd!

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10-20-2003, 06:31 PM

Dr.Boost

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Re:Oh ---- a lizerd!

Haha, we have lizards out here that are way bigger than that. They don't bite. :P I used to collect them when I was young. You see them all over the roads splattered all over hell.