Official president of everything thread
08-12-2004, 12:26 AM
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Official president of everything thread
New useless topic^99
So who here loves me enough to nominate me for president of everything!?
As president I will force all cars to come turbocharged, because anything else would be uncivilized. As president I will declare friday-sunday no worky days as we all need that time for the track. As president I will collect all cathylitic converters and send them on a rocket headed towards the sun. As president I will bring back leaded gas to get that octane rating way up. As president I will abolish all DOT style bodies and propose the self anarchy when it comes to automobiles. As president I will go to war with every middle eastern country containing crude oil, just so we can have cheap gas prices. As president all Billboards on the interstate/highway sytem will be ****, a errect driver is a safe driver. As president Japanese fads will be sanctioned from ever reaching outside of that island.
As for my opposition (stealthmode) I will note 1 thing. No one has ***** as big as me!
So who here loves me enough to nominate me for president of everything!?
As president I will force all cars to come turbocharged, because anything else would be uncivilized. As president I will declare friday-sunday no worky days as we all need that time for the track. As president I will collect all cathylitic converters and send them on a rocket headed towards the sun. As president I will bring back leaded gas to get that octane rating way up. As president I will abolish all DOT style bodies and propose the self anarchy when it comes to automobiles. As president I will go to war with every middle eastern country containing crude oil, just so we can have cheap gas prices. As president all Billboards on the interstate/highway sytem will be ****, a errect driver is a safe driver. As president Japanese fads will be sanctioned from ever reaching outside of that island.
As for my opposition (stealthmode) I will note 1 thing. No one has ***** as big as me!
08-12-2004, 12:31 AM
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Re:Official president of everything thread
wow, I'm against everyone of your policies except for the **** on billboards one.
we need non turbo and catalytic converted cars on the road so the epa doens't bust all of us.
did you ever see the video of the japanese game show that doc posted on here a while back? did you know a japanese guy designed my car?
we need non turbo and catalytic converted cars on the road so the epa doens't bust all of us.
did you ever see the video of the japanese game show that doc posted on here a while back? did you know a japanese guy designed my car?
08-12-2004, 01:09 AM
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Re:Official president of everything thread
The simple fact is that my opponent is running on absolutely nothing. We here at HMT need substance, not talk. Here's an example:
My opponent talks about one thing, and does another. Being a member of HMT (homemadeturbo) wouldn't be a very creative way for people to live in a world where, "As president I will force all cars to come turbocharged, because anything else would be uncivilized." And does he have an HMT account? Would HMT be needed in a world where the only car you could buy was turbocharged from the factory?
On top of the double talk, my opponent truely believes that the correct spelling of "catylitic converters" is "cathylitic converters".
Is this a man we can trust? Nobody wants to hear what YOU want. Isn't it time for a leader that asks the people what THEY want?
I'd like for everybody out there to tell this man what, THEY WANT, because what he want's isn't right for HMT.
(I'm stealthmode, and this message is approved by me)
My opponent talks about one thing, and does another. Being a member of HMT (homemadeturbo) wouldn't be a very creative way for people to live in a world where, "As president I will force all cars to come turbocharged, because anything else would be uncivilized." And does he have an HMT account? Would HMT be needed in a world where the only car you could buy was turbocharged from the factory?
On top of the double talk, my opponent truely believes that the correct spelling of "catylitic converters" is "cathylitic converters".
Is this a man we can trust? Nobody wants to hear what YOU want. Isn't it time for a leader that asks the people what THEY want?
I'd like for everybody out there to tell this man what, THEY WANT, because what he want's isn't right for HMT.
(I'm stealthmode, and this message is approved by me)
08-12-2004, 01:19 AM
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Re:Official president of everything thread
you both cant spell
Main Entry: cat·a·lyt·ic
Pronunciation: "kat-&l-'it-ik
Function: adjective
: causing, involving, or relating to catalysis <a catalytic reaction> —cat·a·lyt·i·cal·ly /-'it-i-k(&-)lE/ adverb
OWNED!
and whats your views on outsourcing?
Main Entry: cat·a·lyt·ic
Pronunciation: "kat-&l-'it-ik
Function: adjective
: causing, involving, or relating to catalysis <a catalytic reaction> —cat·a·lyt·i·cal·ly /-'it-i-k(&-)lE/ adverb
OWNED!
and whats your views on outsourcing?
08-12-2004, 01:30 AM
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Re:Official president of everything thread
I believe that outsourcing is a ------- crime. We only buy things that we can't make, produce, or blow up your fucken country and steal, and that ain't much.
The only things we would buy are original products of other countries. Wait, nah ---- that. We ain't buying ----.
My opponent supports outsourcing all jobs in America. That's how he can afford to offer Fri-Sun off for the whole damn country. Great, every week we have three days like Christmas. Everybody is busy, but nothing is open. How fun.
Why don't you ask him how he feels about them faggets.
Go ahead. Break him down.
The only things we would buy are original products of other countries. Wait, nah ---- that. We ain't buying ----.
My opponent supports outsourcing all jobs in America. That's how he can afford to offer Fri-Sun off for the whole damn country. Great, every week we have three days like Christmas. Everybody is busy, but nothing is open. How fun.
Why don't you ask him how he feels about them faggets.
Go ahead. Break him down.
