ShoofIsLudin

so ur sister and a cop touched ur ding dong.....
at first i thought i said sister-in-law....but i must've read it wrong



god hates us all....thats why he throws bolts of electricity and pisses on us. Tornado's are just god farting and trying to get his stink away so he doesn't have to smell it.
Isn't pre-marital sex a sin? I believe converting your beliefs is a sin...

btw....when u die...u get put in a box and burried in the ground for maggots to eat the body....its the best way to spend the rest of the days on this planet
or u get burned to ashes and thrown away, or kept in a jar/bucket

J-MAN

holloween is gay now if your a kid. they cant go anywhere anymore and it seems liek nobody hands out candy anymore either. it felt like i was the only one on my street handing out candy, everybody else turned off all their lights and acted like they werent home. i had two kids come by all night, ---- them bastards then. more candy for me