Ninja Hauler
02-05-2009, 07:53 PM
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02-05-2009, 08:26 PM
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Re: Ninja Hauler
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
02-05-2009, 08:27 PM
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02-05-2009, 10:01 PM
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Re: Ninja Hauler
Originally Posted by shadow
theyre called parachute pants!
and the squirrel ---- is pretty funny. mom to the rescue.
and the squirrel ---- is pretty funny. mom to the rescue.
you werent even born when parachute pants were in.
get you ---- straight, no, they are not called parachute pants...
these are parachute pants...
what that guy has listed in his ad is Zubaz....
02-05-2009, 10:16 PM
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Re: Ninja Hauler
Originally Posted by malichite
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