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Old 12-01-2008, 02:48 AM
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Yah, mom's had it out for you for a while.
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Old 12-01-2008, 02:55 AM
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I heard she's single, likes foreigners who drive good old fashioned American sedans and is looking to settle down. I can pm you my adultfriendfinder info to pass along if you think I pass muster.
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Old 12-01-2008, 02:55 AM
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Anyone considering turbocharging one of these piles of ------ should be shot.


I'm not sure what the 5 speed feels like, but my auto feels like a Daewoo in a tractor pull. It's slow as ballz, gutless, and has a large back seat for the poundcake.
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Old 12-01-2008, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by txdohczc
you should flat bleck it man ---- purple. not only do people think you are a *** for idriving a neon but they also think your twice as gay for driving a purple/pink neon
yeah bro, i was gonna say that's the gayest gay thing that ever gayed down the road.
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Old 12-01-2008, 03:03 AM
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I am one of the biggest neon haters known so I feel like a giant ****** for owning it because I hate ALL neon owners unconditionally. I just couldn't turn down a nearly free car. ---- I hate the way this thing looks and rides, but at least I drive it like I'm trying to kill it and I have a feeling it wont die.

---- it's like it want's to be gayer then it is, it changes from pink to purple and back depending on the light. It's like trying to decide if it wants to ---- metro's up the ***, or get fucked by a suburban.
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Old 12-01-2008, 04:08 AM
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paint the hubcaps lime green and the hood white
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Old 12-01-2008, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Nirgopolis
flat blacking it would require spending as much money as filling a tank of gas
its not a Lamborghini ------ im waiting till the paint gets considerably more fucked up before I blow 20$ on spray cans

+ if the paint lasts and I put a 500$ turbo kit on it, push a good 250 horse + in a 2000# sedan, theres going to be a lot of upset heterosexuals looking at my taillights
the paper head gasket will be your cryptonite plus any other trick this **** willl throw at you
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