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Old 02-10-2008, 09:44 AM
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So I was moving into my new townhouse yesterday and I found my exgirlfriends bra from 6 months ago anyways, she's a compelete bitch and her new boyfriend is gay as aids. I was just gonna throw it away, til I thought it might be funny to play a joke on her with it. Her and her boyfriend work at the same place, so I figured If i think of something crazy enough I might be able to get them in trouble at work or fired. When I say this girls a bitch, its not just the regular hatin ex's, she did some fucked up ---- to me. Hit me with ideas, I dont have any good ones. My friend told me to nut all over it and mail it back to her COD but I think mailing bodilly fluids has gotta be illegal somehow.
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Old 02-10-2008, 10:23 AM
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Ummm... you are either a homo or a serial killer. Get over it and stop playing with womens' underwear ******.


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Old 02-10-2008, 10:35 AM
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take it to her work and give it to her boyfriend. tell him she left it last night. done.
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Old 02-10-2008, 12:34 PM
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I think you need to go ahead and go back to high school. Everything tough guy said +1
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Old 02-10-2008, 12:41 PM
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1.get gloves and some habenero peppers
2.wrap peppers in saran wrap. and crush
3.squeeze habanero oil on bra, preferably where her nipples would sit
4.go give it back to her
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Old 02-10-2008, 12:43 PM
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I think if you really want to make her suffer your best bet is to put her bra on and hang your self for the whole world to see.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:00 PM
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get some post-it notes and and write "I thought you said you were leaving her you liar!" and put it on the passenger side of the car, when they go out to lunch in his car, she's going to find it and totaly flip the ---- out.
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rub fiberglass in it and give it back to her, itchy nipples ftw
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Old 02-10-2008, 06:55 PM
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Send it to that guy on craigslist. I'm sure he'll make an exception and accept a bra as well.
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