salesmonkey

a good excuse for anything is food poisoning. i used that twice to get out of jury duty, i went a couple days but just sat there and was getting in the way of my sleeping schedule, so what do i say FOOOD POISONING. works great for work, last time i woke up like 5 min before i had to leave to work, so i was tired as hell and my hair was all fucked up. and they believed that i had food poisoning and said i didnt look that good hahaha. funny ----. the funny part was when i was calling in i was actually shitting myself why talking to my boss.