spoon fed

What's a good excuse to miss work. I have already missed tuesday and wednesday, I need a decent(believble) excuse to miss work tomorrow.

Smith-02

'i got salad at a diner and they used mineral instead of olive oil'

sunboost

explosive diarrhea

88dx

I always use "hey im still drunk and feel like ----, im not coming in today"

con

I never miss work, ever, Except when I got crushed by that truck

88dx

You need to drink more then u -----. If your sober by the time u were suppose to be at work you didnt party late enouf

spoon fed

HAHAHAH stupid fords, that was a while ago. I don't usually miss work either but since I moved to Toronto I've had really shitty jobs so I don't give a ----. At the same time I don't want to lose it cause I get a lot of hook ups.

McBoost

You've had an erection that has lasted for more than 4 hours and you need to see a doctor.

... or your colon is destroyed from a night of horse sex.

spoon fed

god I missed HMT

con

nope chevy, still have that giant dent in my *** cheek from the work bench top and it still hurts to touch :P

I go to bed early, 100 is late for me