need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
06-24-2005, 11:29 AM
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Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(****) test
Originally Posted by stenseltizm
I don't care how long you've been here, or how little I post. The guy asked for advise and I posted what I heard works. I said myself it doesn't sound right and I havn't a clue if it would work. I'm an engineer not a biologist, I just remember what I heard way back when I used to smoke and had to worry about that type of ----. I was told if they test for creatine levels then your fucked cause you can't drink water, it'll water it down. and the very beginning and very end of your **** has everything in higher concentration then the middle. I have no clue how the bladder stores ---- or if that's right, but the title says he's asking for advise. I know I would try it and almost anything if I was going to fail.
But telling me to ---- for that reason is dumb.
It simply just wont work, ask anyone here who knows a thing or 2 about the human anatomy and the principles of liquid secretion and storage in the body.
I just want to say that whoever told you that creatine thing is wrong.
The only way to pass that test is to postpone it to a later date, give it 72 hours if possible, the drugs should ware off by then.
Goodluck.
06-24-2005, 11:40 AM
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Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(****) test
Originally Posted by Xgenturbo
Originally Posted by stenseltizm
I don't care how long you've been here, or how little I post. The guy asked for advise and I posted what I heard works. I said myself it doesn't sound right and I havn't a clue if it would work. I'm an engineer not a biologist, I just remember what I heard way back when I used to smoke and had to worry about that type of ----. I was told if they test for creatine levels then your fucked cause you can't drink water, it'll water it down. and the very beginning and very end of your **** has everything in higher concentration then the middle. I have no clue how the bladder stores ---- or if that's right, but the title says he's asking for advise. I know I would try it and almost anything if I was going to fail.
But telling me to ---- for that reason is dumb.
It simply just wont work, ask anyone here who knows a thing or 2 about the human anatomy and the principles of liquid secretion and storage in the body.
I just want to say that whoever told you that creatine thing is wrong.
The only way to pass that test is to postpone it to a later date, give it 72 hours if possible, the drugs should ware off by then.
Goodluck.
I think right about now you're screwed man
06-24-2005, 11:52 AM
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Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(****) test
go down to your local headshop or health store. and get a detox drink.
follow the directions on it and you should be fine. Most of them require that you stop taking in toxins a few days prior though. I stopped for a little over a week and drank vale solution and i was fine.
follow the directions on it and you should be fine. Most of them require that you stop taking in toxins a few days prior though. I stopped for a little over a week and drank vale solution and i was fine.
06-24-2005, 11:54 AM
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Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(****) test
thanks for all the help everyone, this is what i've ended up doing..... i drank a gallon of water, a 1/2 gallon of cranberry juice, a drink(from a smoke shop)to pass, and i have to wash it down with 32oz. of water
and i have to **** like every 10 min. but it's clear, i was told(buy a guy who works at gnc) to take b-12 pills to keep the **** yellow(but it aint yellow right now) well thanks for all the advice and i will let everyone know how it turns out
and i have to **** like every 10 min. but it's clear, i was told(buy a guy who works at gnc) to take b-12 pills to keep the **** yellow(but it aint yellow right now) well thanks for all the advice and i will let everyone know how it turns out
06-24-2005, 12:29 PM
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Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(****) test
i had a friend that had to take UA's once a week at a random time and day. well he would give the guy $50 for a cup and he would leave and bring it back to him with a clean sample in it. but he still got a dirty one because i guess he forgot to ask somebody if they were clean or not , so he turned in somebody elses dirty pee 
, so he turned in somebody elses dirty pee
06-24-2005, 06:12 PM
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Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(****) test
Originally Posted by Travis
put a dash of salt in it 
0 called the job and he started askin if i took any medications( said no) and he said they still had to test it or i might need to re-test, but he wouldnt know till monday. I called the lab(they called it a m.r.o.) but they were closed it said open 7-5 central time(im in paciffic) and there closed on the weekends. so do you think they didnt have time to finish the test's? or could they be doing more test's because somethin showed up
06-24-2005, 06:24 PM
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Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(****) test
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Don't worry yourself over it. Keep on detoxing and just wait until the results come back 
