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Old 06-23-2005, 08:06 PM
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http://www.naturalwebstore.com/11473...b1cj49giha.php


this ---- works i'm on probation and have to **** once a month. havent failed yet, been on for a year
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Old 06-23-2005, 08:10 PM
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best way to have clean **** is to not dirty it up in the first place ya dumb pothead.

your second option is to drink clean ****, it works.
dear ------- god i would rather fail it then drink someones clean ****, have someone whos clean **** in a condom for u, tape that ---- to your leg or up your *** and dump the **** in there. works great trust me, but only if its just a normal **** test.
you do realize i made that up right?
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Old 06-23-2005, 08:18 PM
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Pull a pube hair and throw it in the cup....they wont test samples with "foreign objects" in them. Then just lay off the ---- so you can give a clean retest. Worked great for some army friends of mine.
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Old 06-23-2005, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mycrx
have someone whos clean **** in a condom for u, tape that ---- to your leg or up your *** and dump the **** in there. works great trust me, but only if its just a normal **** test.
well i think they check the temp. and i sure as ---- aint gonna put a condom full of **** in my ***
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take plenty of vitamin b3.
ill give that a try but i have been takin b-12(keeps the **** yellow)
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http://www.naturalwebstore.com/11473...b1cj49giha.php


this ---- works i'm on probation and have to **** once a month. havent failed yet, been on for a year
thanks for the tip but i cant wait for shipment
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Old 06-23-2005, 09:42 PM
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You could always use the wizinator. Onterio Smith style.

It is prety much a ***** with a colostimy bag.
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:19 PM
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just go to heb buy some certo buy a jug of juice choose your flavor i prefer orange and drink away the night before done this plenty of times worked every time
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Old 06-23-2005, 11:15 PM
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Lots of cranberry juice
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Old 06-23-2005, 11:34 PM
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My job is giving drug tests, i been doin it for 2.5 years, and it all depends what kind of lab they use. The lab we use tests for EVERYTHING, like that golden seal ---- and ---- u buy from head shops, ya, all that does is put nitrites and cromium in your system, and at those levels, your body is physically IMPOSSIBLE to produce that, bam, adultrated test, positive. Fake **** doesnt work alot, becasue companies liek ours have temp strips on the cups, and if its not between 90-100 degrees, they dont take it, and no it wont be between there if you press it against your body. drinking ---- doesnt work, THC stays in the fatty cells of your body, which you metabolism has to dispose of, thus taking between 30-45 days....

and about the pubic hair, they still test it.
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Old 06-23-2005, 11:45 PM
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ok if you are going to use someone elses **** put it on your dash next to a heater vent and crank it up on hi on your drive there then put it on your iner thigh so it stays warm or option 2 take 1000 mg of niacan your skin will get red and itch like hell drink a gallon of water after taking niacan do this twice before you ****
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Old 06-23-2005, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by crxmobinvtec
ok if you are going to use someone elses **** put it on your dash next to a heater vent and crank it up on hi on your drive there then put it on your iner thigh so it stays warm or option 2 take 1000 mg of niacan your skin will get red and itch like hell drink a gallon of water after taking niacan do this twice before you ****

**** can be too hot also....

---- liek that happens honestly about 6x a day, people bring in ****, and they even used the wizinator, no go
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