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Old 06-23-2005, 07:05 PM
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i need to take a drug test within in 24 hours so i need to know some tips on how to pass..... so if you know from experience on how to pass please share your method, thanks
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:08 PM
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buy the time machine off ebay, go back and don't do drugs like your mom told you
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easy

dont do drugs lol
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:10 PM
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best way to have clean **** is to not dirty it up in the first place ya dumb pothead.

your second option is to drink clean ****, it works.
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:18 PM
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ok like i said before, people with experience of passing a test(even though they smoke) let me know your methods, and then i will work on the quiting part
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have a friend whos clean ppp in a bottle and put in your pocket and then por it in the contaner
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It depends on what type of test you're taking. If it's the kind that looks for the ---- your body uses to remove thc from your system (like the kind they dip some paper in your ****), then drink a shitload of water all day before you go take it. Make sure you **** a couple of times before you take it, and catch some **** from the middle of your ****( not the very beginning or the very end). If it's a really good drug test that does more than just look for the presence of that stuff, that method won't work cause it will look like you watered down your ****, and you'll fail anyway.
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:47 PM
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Default Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(****) test

have a friend whos clean ppp in a bottle and put in your pocket and then por it in the contaner
i've heard that place's check the temp. to see if its "fresh" or bottled
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drink a shitload of water all day before you go take it. Make sure you **** a couple of times before you take it, and catch some **** from the middle of your ****( not the very beginning or the very end).
do you think the water method would work if i just smoked last night?(only smoked a bowl) but i smoke a couple blunts a day, so i think my system is dirty(would 1 day of constant water "clean" my system??)
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take plenty of vitamin b3.
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best way to have clean **** is to not dirty it up in the first place ya dumb pothead.

your second option is to drink clean ****, it works.
dear ------- god i would rather fail it then drink someones clean ****, have someone whos clean **** in a condom for u, tape that ---- to your leg or up your *** and dump the **** in there. works great trust me, but only if its just a normal **** test.
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