my take on relationships
01-20-2008, 01:30 PM
#12
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Re: my take on relationships
Sneezing or coughing while pissing is the worst. I used to hate pissing after having sex with a condom. That ---- gets caught up in the plumbing and dries up which makes aiming 3 different streams very difficult. 
Good thing I don't use those things anymore. 
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01-20-2008, 01:32 PM
#13
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Re: my take on relationships
I don't know why you from US want to get fast married. (American dream?) House, wife, kid, dog (or cat, maybe litle fish), money. Take your time osti! ---- all those girls at college and go ahead! (dont ---- the girls with mono, or hotrex.. uh, I mean herpes) Marriage is just a good thing for girl because if you divorce they can have your House, kid, dog (or cat, maybe litle fish), money. I'm with my girlfriend for 4 years now and I don't think about marriage because it is a bitch (marriage not my girlfriend 
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Now you gonna go SLEEP!
LOL I do it too...
) Now you gonna go SLEEP!
Originally Posted by b16sellout
I've got pretty good at brushing my teeth while peeing, you wouldn't think it moves you around that much but try it out.
01-20-2008, 02:07 PM
#14
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Re: my take on relationships
I forgot to talk about the car for the american dream!
Marriage is a bitch!
Originally Posted by keelay
i had a 03 spec-v that was unofficially the fastest i/h/e spec v known. ran 14.1 @98 with under $200 in mods. i had gathered ---- to boost it, but i lost the car in my divorce (------- bitch). so now i am rockin a 92 teg, b18a1.
01-20-2008, 02:46 PM
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Re: my take on relationships
Originally Posted by reactone
Sometimes when i **** after -------, my pisshole is partially stuck shut and i end up spraying down the whole joint.
Anyhow, do what you gotta do, you'll grow out of your current ways and eventually settle down.
Anyhow, do what you gotta do, you'll grow out of your current ways and eventually settle down.
01-20-2008, 11:01 PM
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Re: my take on relationships
Originally Posted by doug684
Oh man I hate that. Especially if you just got finished and you have to **** so bad you can't hold it. That sucks ***.
01-21-2008, 01:46 AM
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Re: my take on relationships
Originally Posted by doug684
Oh man I hate that. Especially if you just got finished and you have to **** so bad you can't hold it. That sucks ***.
