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02-14-2009, 02:33 AM

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celica-gts

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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

02-14-2009, 04:57 AM

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t_cel_t

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Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "------." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

02-14-2009, 05:51 PM

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slaminsam

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That ***** hilarious....

02-15-2009, 12:41 AM

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Tough-guy

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Originally Posted by t_cel_t

Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "african american." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

Ok, that one was good.

02-15-2009, 01:20 AM

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Today, i found the dumbest website to date. it was full of fake stories that were all summed up by a line from superbad, a film that wasn't nearly as funny as it was hyped to be. FTL

09-12-2009, 01:17 AM

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML {quote**

lmfao hope he bought a new one