BigWheeze

Nudes? ---- her one last time and finish on her face and if she gets pissed just say "Oh sorry I thought you were a **** you cheated on me and all"

rickytangimports

i agree with 90% of the other people that posted. Its not worth staying with her, and cali is 10x better!

J-MAN

or even better, give it to hotrex....the gift that keeps on giving

90dx

Donkey punch that hoe then move to your parents place that ---- looks nice

stillnoturbo

Challenge her to a pine wood derby race.

Impact240sx

Play it cool, bang the bitch, bust one in her. Leave immediatly after and before you get out the door say ---- you. Proceed to said "friends" house. If you dont think you can take him take soemthing with you, bat,metal bar, ect and beat the living ---- out of him. Thats not a friend if he did that ----.

bigdaddyvtec

Go kill yourself

b18.

Best advice so far.

crx2211

Goddamn people are such emotional pussies and always hold onto hope like it's worth something. It'll never be the smae even if you do get back together; so the bottom line is that it's over; even if you do get back together. I'm sure she'll dangle some ----- in front of you and you'll get back with her and have to stuff your resentments down. Then before you know it you'll be married and unhappy. This is absolutely a blessing in disguise. She has actually done you a favor and given you an easy out. This way you can blame it on her and leave with a peaceful mind. Yeah it'll hurt a little, but that's life. Before you know it you'll have another girl and be in Cali where it's warm and your damn family is.

For the love of God man! You're 23! You will only be truly free for a few more years, so as your attorney I command you to leave now on your trip home where you ------- belong anyway. Don't go piddling back to her thinking it'll all be ok. You need to leave now! You can smash some ----- in every little town you stop in. Just do it man! Don;t be a spineless bitch and let a woman control your life because she has a soft wet spot between her legs. She obviously doesn't have the capacity to love and respect you, so GTFO now! / thread!