MikeJ-2009

I was floating in the waves at the beach one time and my friends had drifted like 40 yards away. I had to go wee wee and I thought it would be cool if I made it look like a fountain coming from under the water. As I attempted this stunt I realized my angle of attack was slightly off when my wee wee started hitting me in the face. ha ha

My therapist says I should share more of my experiences.

I still think my friend topped that:
In the handicapped stall of a public bathroom he stands on the two rails and drops ---- out of his *** from about 8 feet up. Talk about SPLASH!!!!!!!

Xgenturbo

the stupidest thing i did was boost a civic that had 200,000k on it. only boosted 4 psi, but since it overheated half the time and i didint care, the valve seals melted and now i have to change them.



Also i know of a story that i got as an email from someone, apparently one day a girl who was about 18 was going to see her boyfriend at his house, she wanted to get kinky with him that day so she decided to only wear a mini skirt and no thong, well she walked up to the house and knocked on the door, the guys dad answered the door and let her in, just as her boyfriend walked downstairs to see her, she walked forward a few steps, slipped on the rug and fell on her *** with her leggs in the air and everything under the skirt showing. i think that after that she broke up with the guy. lol, this is a true story and happened a few years ago.

MR_DR_PEP

lol, some of these stories are lessons for us to learn by...

My latest story involves getting arrested for speeding. I was going so fast the cop didn't see me and thought it was a motorcycle. He called on the mike and found one that could see me.

AgentMurdoc

StealthMode, that's good stuff.... hahaha pissed on yourself... sorry man that cracks me up!!! LOL You deserve an oscar.

R-MAK

too night some people at coffee decided to play hot shot with me, so in return, i threw a nice loaded fry with ketchup and landed in the chicks hair. and the waitress thought it was mint. so it was a done deal

leed

LMAO, I found that pic among your other ones the other night, I was gonna post it, but you beat me to it.

cua0

yeah, i'm all about being classy like that. heh

shaved_civic

I was driving my friends 98 eclipse and was him who was driving my hatch, he took a sharp corner left, but my car has better handling, so i did they same but the car didnt turn. i was doing about 40 and went right into a fire hydrant. Air bags came out and car was totalled!! all I gatta say is he was pissed, but my insurance company gave him more money then the car was worth so now hes not that mad!

traff1c

Well the stupidest thing i ever did was way before i knew anything technical about cars. I used to have a 1st gen eclipse, and i was giving a friend a ride home well i guess my thermostat decided to eat ---- right about the time i got out of the freeway and i went uphill for 8 miles without knowing the car was running super hella hot, untill i started seeing smoke out of the exhaust and i started hearing a hammering knoise from the engine... stoped at the first gas station and guess what .... not a drop of water or oil in the engine. Talk about stupid... I removed the thermostat, put 5 quarts of oil filled the water up and the engine lived for another year.

scarecrowX

i once rode in the "trunk" of a fiero GT at 90mph.. we had to take the deck lid off to get at the front 3 spark plugs to change them, and it seemed like a good idea at the time..

i'm lucky i had my fat *** wedged in there good. it was kinda cool watching the exhaust manifolds glowing at high rpm's though