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07-12-2006, 09:33 AM

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ichbinsobose

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Re: Most racist joke ever.

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Originally Posted by hyper4mance2k

What did the white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.

White power.

07-12-2006, 10:11 AM

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jinxy

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Re: Most racist joke ever.

More than half of your white jokes are black jokes. With the word black replaced with white. Looks like only whitey has that sick, twisted humor.

07-12-2006, 10:29 AM

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Paul99EX

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Re: Most racist joke ever.

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Originally Posted by hyper4mance2k

How does a white girl turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.

What do you call a white vergin?
Any girl that can outrun her father and brothers.

How do you castrate a white guy?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

What is considered good behavior in an all white school?
Raising your hand before you kill all your classmates.

Why to white guys cry durring sex?
The mace.

How do you starve a redneck?
Hide his foodstamps under his soap.

What did the white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.

VIRGIN you dumb ------ haha

07-12-2006, 11:49 AM

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2stockrocketz

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Re: Most racist joke ever.

whats the difference between a jew and a canoe(sp)

the canoe(sp) will eventually tip

07-12-2006, 12:10 PM

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Tom-Guy

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Re: Most racist joke ever.

Jews tip. Most are even really really extra special nice. It's just the ones from Jersey/NYC are as ------- unpleasant as they can possibly be, so that people react negatively to them after trying sincerely to be polite, so that they can reaffirm the "fact" they are hated and persecuted. If we kill off that one demographic of the jewish population, I assure you that it'll be as cool to be jewish as it is to be black right now.

07-12-2006, 02:35 PM

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bigdaddyvtec

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Re: Most racist joke ever.

Okay IO want to play... How do you keep a ------ out of your back yard

Hang one in the front

07-12-2006, 03:01 PM

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Re: Most racist joke ever.

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Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec

Okay IO want to play... How do you keep a ------ out of your back yard

Hang one in the front

At least tell it right. Your version sucks.

How do yo keep a black guy from hangin around in your front yard?

Hang him in the back.

07-12-2006, 03:03 PM

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hyper4mance2k

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Re: Most racist joke ever.

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Originally Posted by Paul99EX

VIRGIN you dumb ------ haha

LOL! I never said I could spell. And I heard 'em as white jokes. Most racist jokes are "insert race here" anyways... And come on I know most unemployment/welfare jokes are black, but like 75% of poeple on unemployment and welfare are white. It just makes me laugh at how scewed the stereotype is from reality. And incest comeon! WHITE!!! LOL! And I'm not a ------, I'm a spick thank you. But if you were calling me a ------ in the actual meaning of the word, you used it wrong by adding dumb in front of it. Well unless you ment that I couldn't speak, then I guess you were right. You could've just said I was a nonspeaking ignorant person.