Most racist joke ever.
07-12-2006, 02:02 AM
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Re: Most racist joke ever.
Wow. These went from excessively over the top examples of fucked up humor, to excessively fucked up and over the top run of the mill crap jokes everyone's heard a million times. Completely gay.
Anyone have any white jokes? I doubt they are any better, but it would at least balance things out some.
Anyone have any white jokes? I doubt they are any better, but it would at least balance things out some.
07-12-2006, 02:05 AM
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Re: Most racist joke ever.
Originally Posted by mike94se
How do you stop a gang fight?
Throw a basket ball HA HAAA I suck at this
Throw a basket ball HA HAAA I suck at this
throw them a basketball. hahaha
07-12-2006, 02:09 AM
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Re: Most racist joke ever.
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
That were represented to the jews as as "showers."
----, basic historical knowledge of the last war of any consequence is too much to ask, isn't it? Especially since the History channel is commonly referred to as the Hitler channel, because there isn't enough real footage/documentation on anything worthy of note except WW2/Hitler, so they can't go 24 hours without mentioning Hitler at least once.
I even broke this down in terms of television for you brokedick punks... jeez, how far have I sunk?
----, basic historical knowledge of the last war of any consequence is too much to ask, isn't it? Especially since the History channel is commonly referred to as the Hitler channel, because there isn't enough real footage/documentation on anything worthy of note except WW2/Hitler, so they can't go 24 hours without mentioning Hitler at least once.
I even broke this down in terms of television for you brokedick punks... jeez, how far have I sunk?
I laughed harder at the people not geting the shower thing then the joke....
:P
07-12-2006, 05:00 AM
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Re: Most racist joke ever.
How did the Germans invade Poland?
They marched in backwards and told them they were leaving.
How did the French mother know her daughter lost her verginity?
She could taste the blood on her sons *****.
How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike?
Cause he might crash and scratch your bike.
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear plastic bags?
So Mexicans can window shop.
Why do all Puerto Ricans have flags in thier cars?
So they don't steal from each other.
Hey I'm not raceist. I think everyone should own black people!
I'm not raceist I have a color TV.
How do you confuse a redneck?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
...more 2 come...
They marched in backwards and told them they were leaving.
How did the French mother know her daughter lost her verginity?
She could taste the blood on her sons *****.
How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike?
Cause he might crash and scratch your bike.
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear plastic bags?
So Mexicans can window shop.
Why do all Puerto Ricans have flags in thier cars?
So they don't steal from each other.
Hey I'm not raceist. I think everyone should own black people!
I'm not raceist I have a color TV.
How do you confuse a redneck?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
...more 2 come...
07-12-2006, 06:06 AM
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Re: Most racist joke ever.
Why is it so hard to find racist white jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough.
What's big, long, and white?
No one knows yet.
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's long white and stinks?
The unemployment line.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar...
Cause being white is bad enough.
What's big, long, and white?
No one knows yet.
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's long white and stinks?
The unemployment line.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar...
07-12-2006, 06:26 AM
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Re: Most racist joke ever.
How does a white girl turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
What do you call a white vergin?
Any girl that can outrun her father and brothers.
How do you castrate a white guy?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is considered good behavior in an all white school?
Raising your hand before you kill all your classmates.
Why to white guys cry durring sex?
The mace.
How do you starve a redneck?
Hide his foodstamps under his soap.
What did the white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.
She opens the car door.
What do you call a white vergin?
Any girl that can outrun her father and brothers.
How do you castrate a white guy?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is considered good behavior in an all white school?
Raising your hand before you kill all your classmates.
Why to white guys cry durring sex?
The mace.
How do you starve a redneck?
Hide his foodstamps under his soap.
What did the white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.
