THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
11-15-2003, 10:11 PM
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
Another amusing email I got today:
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD ........
Well, it's ----...that's right, ----!
---- may just be the most functional word in the
English language.
Consider:
You can get -----faced,
Be ---- out of luck,
or have ---- for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your ---- together,
Find a place for your ----
Or be asked to ---- or get off the pot.
You can smoke ----, buy ----, sell ----,
lose ----, find ----, forget ----,
and tell others to eat ----.
Some people know their ----, while others can't
tell the difference between ---- and Shineola.
There are lucky *****, dumb *****, crazy *****.
There is bull ----, horse ---- and chicken ----.
You can throw ----, sling ----, catch ----,
shoot the ----, or duck when the ---- hits the fan.
You can give a ---- or serve ---- on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ----
or be happier than a pig in ----.
Some days are colder than ----,
some days are hotter than ----,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like ----,
things can look like ----,
and there are times when you feel like ----.
You can have too much ----, not enough ----,
the right ----, the wrong ---- or a lot of weird ----.
You can carry ----, or find yourself up ---- creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to ---- and
other times you fall in a bucket of ---- and come out
smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's
the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ----, you
don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a ----.
Or not ........If you don't give a ----!
Well ----, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do Give A ---- and
hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ----.
But if you happened to catch a load of ---- from
some ---- head .........Well ---- happens.
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD ........
Well, it's ----...that's right, ----!
---- may just be the most functional word in the
English language.
Consider:
You can get -----faced,
Be ---- out of luck,
or have ---- for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your ---- together,
Find a place for your ----
Or be asked to ---- or get off the pot.
You can smoke ----, buy ----, sell ----,
lose ----, find ----, forget ----,
and tell others to eat ----.
Some people know their ----, while others can't
tell the difference between ---- and Shineola.
There are lucky *****, dumb *****, crazy *****.
There is bull ----, horse ---- and chicken ----.
You can throw ----, sling ----, catch ----,
shoot the ----, or duck when the ---- hits the fan.
You can give a ---- or serve ---- on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ----
or be happier than a pig in ----.
Some days are colder than ----,
some days are hotter than ----,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like ----,
things can look like ----,
and there are times when you feel like ----.
You can have too much ----, not enough ----,
the right ----, the wrong ---- or a lot of weird ----.
You can carry ----, or find yourself up ---- creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to ---- and
other times you fall in a bucket of ---- and come out
smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's
the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ----, you
don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a ----.
Or not ........If you don't give a ----!
Well ----, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do Give A ---- and
hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ----.
But if you happened to catch a load of ---- from
some ---- head .........Well ---- happens.
11-16-2003, 01:24 AM
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Re:THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
Originally Posted by shortyz
much like the ---- song.
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