Most embarrassing "i got killed" stories
11-11-2005, 10:12 AM
#11
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Re: Most embarrassing "i got killed" stories
I was 17 and had a 84 RX7 GSL-SE had the 135hp 13B not alot done just exhaust and air can, but at the time it seamed fast but was probably a high to mid 15 second car.I roll up beside a 90's Jeep YJ that said Renegade and had some odd ground effects ---- on it.So he starts revving it and I'm thinking okay ill killl this fool and there was a car load of my friends behind me so I thought I would show them how fast my ---- was.Light goes green and he jumps two car lengths on me and never looks back, ended up beating me by a few car lengths.I too this day have no idea what was done to the Jeep but it went pretty good and my friends were making fun of me for a while.
11-11-2005, 10:20 AM
#12
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Re: Most embarrassing "i got killed" stories
getting beat by a girl blows sometimes, still in my stang, i go to our local track with my uncle and sister and her boyfriend, uncle drives a 89 vette, on the street i have pulled his car many many times, so me thinks at the track with some bite im gonna walk all over it and look like a hero, stang beats vette, wins adoration of gearhead girls at track, goes home gets laid and all is good, nope, instead we line up, go green, i spin like a fukin bear, and the vette leaves on me hard, and just couldnt get to it by the end, then we roll down the return road, all my buddies from work are there laughing cause my uncles vette just handed me my ***, and yep, my sister was driving it....i knew she was driving but hoped no one else did, she pulled right up beside us in the pits and jumped out lauging at me....i hear about that every fukin day from friends and my father...
11-11-2005, 10:33 AM
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Re: Most embarrassing "i got killed" stories
Originally Posted by davcivic
Another one I just remember that I tried to forget.
This is the first night I go racing in the WRX after the upgrades. I meet with a few friends, and they tell me they have a turbo MR2 that wants to run. They say the car runs high 13's. I'm like, well I ran high 13's before the upgrades so bring it.
Well the car gets there, is black and beautiful, the door opens, and a beautiful 21 year old girls steps out. I'm like ----, she's hot, and is the driver of the car. This is kinda cool, a girl with a fast car that likes racing.
But I don't care I already said yes so lets go.
When we launched I bogged the hell out of my launch and she is in front of me, not good I'm supposed to have the AWD advantage, I had to wait for the damn turbo to spool up again. Second gear and pulling closer, third gear I'm at her front fender, we are already doing about 90, 4th gear she's in front by a bumper when I shift, Under normal track, 1/4 mile conditions, we are done there, and she wins by a bumper, but she kept going, so I keep going, I pass her by half a car and we are now doing 130, that's when another car is coming the other way, on her side, so I hit the brakes so she can get in front of me safely.
Top speed acceleration I won, but 1/4 mile time, she did.
Well all the people watching were talking crap, and I still hear about it sometimes. :P
This is the first night I go racing in the WRX after the upgrades. I meet with a few friends, and they tell me they have a turbo MR2 that wants to run. They say the car runs high 13's. I'm like, well I ran high 13's before the upgrades so bring it.
Well the car gets there, is black and beautiful, the door opens, and a beautiful 21 year old girls steps out. I'm like ----, she's hot, and is the driver of the car. This is kinda cool, a girl with a fast car that likes racing.
But I don't care I already said yes so lets go.
When we launched I bogged the hell out of my launch and she is in front of me, not good I'm supposed to have the AWD advantage, I had to wait for the damn turbo to spool up again. Second gear and pulling closer, third gear I'm at her front fender, we are already doing about 90, 4th gear she's in front by a bumper when I shift, Under normal track, 1/4 mile conditions, we are done there, and she wins by a bumper, but she kept going, so I keep going, I pass her by half a car and we are now doing 130, that's when another car is coming the other way, on her side, so I hit the brakes so she can get in front of me safely.
Top speed acceleration I won, but 1/4 mile time, she did.
Well all the people watching were talking crap, and I still hear about it sometimes. :P
two years back when i thought i was the sweetest kid in town for having rims on another wise stock civic ex, i pulled up nest to a grand prix. it was some older lady inside and she looked at me and gave wme a nasty look. so being the ------- that i am, i bounce it off the rev limiter and burnout and i have like 2 cars on her and she must of floored ti and she flew passed me and spiked the brake once she got in front of me. i almost rearended her. at the next stop light i figured id ---- with her. so i open my car dar and act liek im going to get out and she takes off through the innersection. a cop sees her a nabs her. haha, bitch. even the she got me, i had the last laugh.mwhahahaha
11-11-2005, 10:58 AM
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Re: Most embarrassing "i got killed" stories
racing some girl who thinks shes the ---- in her gti so i turned the boost up to like 14 psi on an a6, so i launch in first hten the car just falls flat on its face and shde pulls off and talks a whole bunch of ----. i blew a home depot coupler 
11-11-2005, 11:11 AM
#18
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Re: Most embarrassing "i got killed" stories
Originally Posted by 90dx
I was 17 and had a 84 RX7 GSL-SE had the 135hp 13B not alot done just exhaust and air can, but at the time it seamed fast but was probably a high to mid 15 second car.I roll up beside a 90's Jeep YJ that said Renegade and had some odd ground effects ---- on it.So he starts revving it and I'm thinking okay ill killl this fool and there was a car load of my friends behind me so I thought I would show them how fast my ---- was.Light goes green and he jumps two car lengths on me and never looks back, ended up beating me by a few car lengths.I too this day have no idea what was done to the Jeep but it went pretty good and my friends were making fun of me for a while.
11-11-2005, 11:26 AM
#19
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Re: Most embarrassing "i got killed" stories
my buddy has a 02 wrx and we put an up pipe, downpipe and fuel management on that bitch...it was fast.
so he wanted to race this mustang...i dont know much about mustangs but he said it was a steeda. so i was like....ok never heard of it, its prolly v6, slow as ---- with the cobra rims. well it wasnt. haha....my buddys car prolly runs low 13s and he got CRUSHED by the steeda. i am talking like 8 cars within like 2 seconds. i later talked to the guy and he said he was running 11s.....thank god it was only for $5 now i know what a steeda is....I WANT ONE!
by the way...in 2nd gear his back end came out and almost hit him
never again will we race a steeda!
so he wanted to race this mustang...i dont know much about mustangs but he said it was a steeda. so i was like....ok never heard of it, its prolly v6, slow as ---- with the cobra rims. well it wasnt. haha....my buddys car prolly runs low 13s and he got CRUSHED by the steeda. i am talking like 8 cars within like 2 seconds. i later talked to the guy and he said he was running 11s.....thank god it was only for $5 now i know what a steeda is....I WANT ONE!
by the way...in 2nd gear his back end came out and almost hit him
never again will we race a steeda!
