military
09-01-2005, 07:01 PM
#22
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: military
suicide route youll be out in two weeks..... med, your looking at 6 months...
i was an et man that was the biggest mistake in my life. i remember they called it advance computer field blah blah blah, they tought me how to fix a printer from the 70's. get out while you can mang.
i was an et man that was the biggest mistake in my life. i remember they called it advance computer field blah blah blah, they tought me how to fix a printer from the 70's. get out while you can mang.
09-01-2005, 07:06 PM
#23
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 491
Re: military
Originally Posted by RENR
suicide route youll be out in two weeks..... med, your looking at 6 months...
i was an et man that was the biggest mistake in my life. i remember they called it advance computer field blah blah blah, they tought me how to fix a printer from the 70's. get out while you can mang.
i was an et man that was the biggest mistake in my life. i remember they called it advance computer field blah blah blah, they tought me how to fix a printer from the 70's. get out while you can mang.
yea thats the idea, i know youre right about the suicide method too,
thats some serious ---- though, i dunno.
09-01-2005, 08:16 PM
#25
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 602
Re: military
go to medical and get it documented. if its documented 3 times you will have a good chance of getting diability. far as your rate is concerned fc i do not know much about the rate. i was an AM. from what i gathered its not too physical and should not set you back in training. quit being a ----- and go to medical and fix your problems. just for you to know i am 60% disabled
but i was discharged honorable.
but i was discharged honorable.
09-01-2005, 08:33 PM
#26
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 302
Re: military
Since you're still in school, is probably the reason why you are getting paid ----.
Do what you can to get out now, until its too late and you come home (after being out to sea for 6 months to a year) to another baby that doesnt look like you.
suicidal/depressed is the way to go.
Do what you can to get out now, until its too late and you come home (after being out to sea for 6 months to a year) to another baby that doesnt look like you.
suicidal/depressed is the way to go.
09-01-2005, 10:46 PM
#27
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: military
Oh damn, welcome to Stealthmode's life in 2001. I hated the fucken airforce. Everyone I hung with were "dirtbag" airmen that all wanted out too. One of my friends did the exact suicide ---- Renr said, and he was out in 2 weeks, but you've got one chance to pull it off right.
After being a successful dirtbag airman myself, here's what I know.
Tell them your gay- If you try this one, be willing to kiss a dude if you have to. One person I know tried this and they actually asked them (2 straight guys acting like lovers to get out) if they would really kiss. The guys said yes. They didn't make them do it, but you better be willing to if they ask.
Fake the suicide- The guy I knew took 20 tylenol, they took him to the hospital and made him eat this tar ---- that makes you throw up. Then they found the 20 "whatever they were" pills and let him out. If he didn't throw up anything, they probably would have called BS on him and kept him.
Fail your School- If you fail your school, than you can't be a whatever you were supposed to be. Since your contract says that you agreed ? years to be a
?, your contract is void. Unless your contract says that they can keep you on details for the rest of your life.
I was still in school when I wanted to leave. I will never tell anyone I'm gay, I don't give a ----. I couldn't fake suicide either. So I just told myself that if I broke a couple rules. I broke the little standard procedure ---- they have you do, and when the officer called me in, I told him that I wanted to leave. He gave me that, "you signed the contract, theres no way you can get out" ----.
I really hated that ----. I'm not the type of puppet that can live any amount of time with a fucken babysitter. It got down to the point where I just kept braking rules. I started failing school, and Capt. Hess told me to go to after school study hour or some ----. The day after I didn't show up, he called me into his office again and I had to do the whole solute at his desk and ----. I told him I was getting out, and he laughed. He started giving me the whole drill sargent ----, and I laughed at him. I really didn't give a ---- what his sleeve said.
So he gave me an article 15, and I had to go see the base commandor. I told him I was getting out also, and that if he wanted to send me to the military jail, that I would be willing to go. (In tech school you're so new that if you go to jail that soon, they just let you out.)
He said I didn't do anything serious, so I wouldn't have to go to jail, but he knew I meant it, so he said that he'd start my outprocessing papers. He said if I broke anymore rules that he'd stop my paperwork, so I had to be all good and ----. That was the hardest part, was being good for 3 MONTHS, until they processed the fucken papers.
Sorry for the novel, but that was the worst ---- ever.
After being a successful dirtbag airman myself, here's what I know.
Tell them your gay- If you try this one, be willing to kiss a dude if you have to. One person I know tried this and they actually asked them (2 straight guys acting like lovers to get out) if they would really kiss. The guys said yes. They didn't make them do it, but you better be willing to if they ask.
Fake the suicide- The guy I knew took 20 tylenol, they took him to the hospital and made him eat this tar ---- that makes you throw up. Then they found the 20 "whatever they were" pills and let him out. If he didn't throw up anything, they probably would have called BS on him and kept him.
Fail your School- If you fail your school, than you can't be a whatever you were supposed to be. Since your contract says that you agreed ? years to be a
?, your contract is void. Unless your contract says that they can keep you on details for the rest of your life. I was still in school when I wanted to leave. I will never tell anyone I'm gay, I don't give a ----. I couldn't fake suicide either. So I just told myself that if I broke a couple rules. I broke the little standard procedure ---- they have you do, and when the officer called me in, I told him that I wanted to leave. He gave me that, "you signed the contract, theres no way you can get out" ----.
I really hated that ----. I'm not the type of puppet that can live any amount of time with a fucken babysitter. It got down to the point where I just kept braking rules. I started failing school, and Capt. Hess told me to go to after school study hour or some ----. The day after I didn't show up, he called me into his office again and I had to do the whole solute at his desk and ----. I told him I was getting out, and he laughed. He started giving me the whole drill sargent ----, and I laughed at him. I really didn't give a ---- what his sleeve said.
So he gave me an article 15, and I had to go see the base commandor. I told him I was getting out also, and that if he wanted to send me to the military jail, that I would be willing to go. (In tech school you're so new that if you go to jail that soon, they just let you out.)
He said I didn't do anything serious, so I wouldn't have to go to jail, but he knew I meant it, so he said that he'd start my outprocessing papers. He said if I broke anymore rules that he'd stop my paperwork, so I had to be all good and ----. That was the hardest part, was being good for 3 MONTHS, until they processed the fucken papers.
Sorry for the novel, but that was the worst ---- ever.
