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Old 08-18-2006, 03:50 PM
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butter churn: splooge in her belly button and stick ur dick in it and start to churn
lol
Angry Chicken
while doing a girl doggie style, grad both her arms and hold them behind her back. then you slip out and stick it up her ***. with this she should get really pissed and her arms should start thrashing around, similar to a very angry chicken.

Cleveland Steamer
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Abe Lincoln
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

herbie
An unfortunate episode of flatulence during the reception of a "rim-job."

HouDanza Dog

cross of houdini-danza slap-and chili dog.
Step 1. Do a chick from behind.
Step 2. Spit on her back and wait for her to turn around and then proceed to *** on her face.
Step 3. After cumming on her face, ask the female, "WHO'S THE BOSS!".
Step 4. Knock the Bitch out.
Step 5. ---- on her tittas while she is knocked out.
Step 6. Tittie ---- her while she is knocked out and your steamy ---- is on her ****.
Step 7. Get the ---- OUT!!!!
Thank you for choosing the HouDanza Dog!!

Cherry Popcicle
After vaginal sex with a girl who is on her period, the girl then proceeds to give felatio to the boy

alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

fisheye
ACTUALLY, the fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggystyle and with no warning whatsoever, you put in her butt. She'll suddenly open her mouth in kind of a frown and swing her head around, but all you can see is one of her eyes wide open, making her look like a fish.

cincinnati bowtie
When you reverse titty----- a girl. So your ***** and **** are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

fishhook
A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the ----- after you stick your finger up her anus.

pearl necklace
when a man shoots his load around a womans neck area (thus resembling a necklace)

Angry Penguin
A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin

Tony Danza
when having sex with a girl (or guy if ur gay), and u yell out "WHO'S THE BOSS" typically the girl isnt gonna think to say "Tony Danza's the boss". so when she scream/moans out "you arrre" u punch her in the back of the head *which is pretty dangerous* and yell "TONY DANZA'S THE BOSS BITCH"

Dirty Comanche
While analy penetrating your partner, pull out and jam the index and middle finger of both hands into their ***. Wipe the poo stained fingers across their cheeks giving them war paint. Then let out a stereotypical American Indian war cry.

banana split
To consecutively give a girl ----, then get her while she's on the rag, then jit all over her face simulting a banana splits toppings of chocolate, cherry sauce, and pineapple sauce.

**** blizzard
During sexual intercourse, in which at the end, the male ejaculates on a near by ceiling fan, thus creating a blizzard like effect

danny glover
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ***, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor.

Greek Surprise
Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

bowling ball
An act of sexual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.

reacharound
The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.


eiffel tower
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TurbodEG
eiffel tower
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.
Male bonding at it's best.
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:40 PM
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WTF
I hate people like this.
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Old 08-20-2006, 05:39 AM
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You forgot the pirate.
When you get ready to nut you kick her in the shin and Jizz in one of her eyes. She will jump up and down holding one leg and covering the other eye while going arg ... arg ... arg. Thus resembling a one eyed peg legged pirate.
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Old 08-20-2006, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by random-strike
please stop talking like that, leave that said bullshit on honda-tech. im sick of hearing that ------- phrase
I say that IRL FTW IIRC :P But no seriously, I said "said" in real life, have for a while... didn't realize that it's now "officially" H-T speak.
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Old 08-20-2006, 01:59 PM
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FTW IDB and IBTL are n00b jargon.

IIRC, AFAIK, OTOH, IRL, BTW, HTH, TIA, etc, all date back a decade now. Welcome to Usenet, bitches... meow!
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Old 08-20-2006, 02:24 PM
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You forgot

Whodini
Microwave some yogert than do her from behind when you're ready to *** hrow the yogert on her back when she turns around shoot it in her face.

David Blane
Do her from behind and shoot on her back when she turns around punch her in the face.
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