G2turbo_terror

Its true

The absolute best pick up line I have EVA heard is this:
Wanna go out for a dinner and a movie?
sure!
OH...by dinner I mean sex and by movie I'd be filming it.

and then theres, hey you look like my next girlfriend.

USS

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, thnx for the new sig!

Pick up lines do not work, and if they do, you just have to be staight forward.

"Hey you, let's ----."

They're only going to work on one type of girl, and if they do, you're gunna bone her.

mycrx

evidence you like little men

crxtuner

Hey baby i got a magic watch and it can tell the time and everything....it says your not wearing any panties, you are...my bad it must be an hour fast. :P

mycrx

so it might not be very funny but it was when i happened, my friends dads like hey guys just walk over to them chicks and say hey baby my dick is this big, an dhe held his hands out like 2ft apart haha lmfao, we were ridin in the mountains so didnt really get to see if that one would work, just ol skanks muddin or so they call it.

crxrx7

The best way to make them work is just rattle of a whole bunch of them till they start laughing and then stop and talk about the jokes for a spilt second and then change the conversation in your favor. Works everytime. But you have to be able to carry the conversation or you are stupid and should have never done that.

accordepicenter

Actually this one works good and ive used it with good results.

Me: Hey do you know how much polar bears weigh>

Her: ummm.... no?

Me: Enough to break the ice... hi my name is jason...

HondaTuner

haha I didn't know people still used pickup lines...

FooK

*with gun to head*

suck my dick or die.

BarelyBoosted

Pick up a Sugar Package, Walk up to the girl and say, "Hey, I think you dropped your name tag"