fourthgenhatch

wow i just wasted alot of time, then said ---- readin the rest of this, i'll do a little every day to keep me busy for the next year

zex_cool

why didnt you post this one ??

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.

salesmonkey

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

you got to be kidding me. i have watch seinfeld after seinfeld and never notices superman? im i crazy for not noticing superman? and ants never sleep? and 111111111x11111111 does not =1234567878987654321 thats a f-ing error in your calculator retard. and i bet if you got good at banging your head against the wall you could burn more then 150 calories. lol

d16u7nh

there is a superman in every episode of Seinfield its a doll that sits on jerrys shelf in his living romm. go ahead and watch. there is also a magnet of superman on the fridge. and also george makes alot of superman referancecs

leed

Salesmonkey, try using a calculator that display atleast 17 digits, haha

AgentMurdoc

seriously, I just did it on my COMPUTER's calculator, sure enough 12345678987654321