This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
02-14-2006, 04:23 PM
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Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
i got something for you julio 
02-14-2006, 05:38 PM
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Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
----... that's great Julio. You got to do this once more, third time is charm you know 
I sharted once at the restaurant, my ex wife and i went out to Sheries. So we're sitting there and had to fart, and when i did it felt wrong and I knew right away what had happened. Judjing by the look on my face my ex asked me if I was ok, and I told here that i just sharted and man, she just started rollin'. My appetite was ruined, I just wanted to get the ****** out of there. And when i got up she said that some had seeped through my pants so i had her covering my ***, so that way no one else would see. I got home and them boxers went straight into the trash.
I sharted once at the restaurant, my ex wife and i went out to Sheries. So we're sitting there and had to fart, and when i did it felt wrong and I knew right away what had happened. Judjing by the look on my face my ex asked me if I was ok, and I told here that i just sharted and man, she just started rollin'. My appetite was ruined, I just wanted to get the ****** out of there. And when i got up she said that some had seeped through my pants so i had her covering my ***, so that way no one else would see. I got home and them boxers went straight into the trash.
02-14-2006, 05:42 PM
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Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
AWWWW... you care so much you went outta your way to personalize some grown mans undies for me.
02-15-2006, 02:37 AM
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Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
AWWWW... you care so much you went outta your way to personalize some grown mans undies for me.
, i'm gonna give them to you one day too.
02-16-2006, 12:53 AM
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Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
Originally Posted by d0nfry
we need a link to that video of the guy tryin to light his fart on fire but ***** himself instead
02-16-2006, 08:40 AM
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Re: This just in..........( Farting can lead to sharting )
Originally Posted by Perfek360
were do you draw the line between sharting and juss shittin your pants?
SHARTING on the other hand, is you trying DESPERATELY to fart, and a little surprise follows :1
