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Old 08-02-2006, 03:45 AM
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So we had a racist joke thread, hows about a nasty/fucked up joke thread. I'll start.

What's the speed of sex?...68...because when you hit 69 you eat it.

Why don't blondes like vibrators? They hurt their teeth.
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:25 PM
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why did furacerman cross the street..?.....


because his dick was stuck to the chicken
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:01 PM
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Ricky, you can NEVER make fun of anyone on this site ever. Remember the "i get boners from girls eating bananas" post? Yeah.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

pizza doesnt scream when you throw it in the oven


whats orange bubbling and scratching at the window?

baby in a microwave.


my brains fried for now, ill post up more later.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:54 PM
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i didnt say i get boners from girls eating bananas.. i said its a turn on..the same reason why in comercials why they have women eating strawberries or they pour milk on them..cuz it symbolizes sumthin sexual..
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