iGod is better than real god.
#1
iGod is better than real god.
Me:
hello god. i have a problem.
God:
Hello child. What is your name? Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
my name is pete
God:
What's up, pete.
Me:
im a virgin but i dont want to be. im a nice guy, but i cant seem to meet a nice woman who likes me in return.
God:
You are a virgin but you do not want to be? Does it pay well? You are a nice guy but you can not seem to meet a nice woman who likes you in return? Does it pay well?
Me:
nothing pays well.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
nothing
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
a mans man?
God:
Go on.
Me:
the most awesome of all men?
God:
What is that?
Me:
better than chuck norris
God:
Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
Me:
this is all i wanted to know. thank you!!
God:
You don't say. you are quite welcome.
#2
Re: iGod is better than real god.
you dont know what you are missing
i think its a lot harder to get fucked if you graduate college without getting over the hump
sorry bro
although.... i have never known a bitch i was glad i got with
so theres that
i think its a lot harder to get fucked if you graduate college without getting over the hump
sorry bro
although.... i have never known a bitch i was glad i got with
so theres that
#6
Re: iGod is better than real god.
Originally Posted by shadow
tequila is your best friend kain
#7
Re: iGod is better than real god.
Originally Posted by kain
yo when i was in greece i hung out with a chick that drank 6 glasses of tequila every night sometimes. She would get totally plastered.
#8
Re: iGod is better than real god.
Or you could come here. Lampasas hoes love sex with anybody, but i also heard it has one of the highest std rates in the state.... Maybe the country considering how much bigger texas is than everywhere else. But hey, if you don't mind a little fire when you ****, around my area is good to go.