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Old 07-07-2004, 07:41 AM
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I sweat MTF from my pores....so last night I was sitting in class, it was kinda hot so I started sweating a little...all of a sudden I smell tranny fluid/gear oil, WTF?? I think real hard, I hadn't been in the shop since Monday afternoon. Then I think real hard and remember rolling around on a tarp while under one of the cars...basically I unkowingly soaked the back of my head in gear oil and now when I sweat low and behold I smell like a ------- busted and burned transmission. people in class smelled it and thought there was a fire or something somewhere. think I'm gonna have to use a serious pressure washer on my scalp to get this ---- out my dreads
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:25 AM
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BWHAHAHAHAH time to shave your head and start over lol
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:48 AM
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How about just stop rollin around in fluids.
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:53 AM
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dam that sucks. I would say go to one of those nice little salons and ask for a nice wash. usally you get a hot chic that massages yor head. her **** will be in your face from her washing you...it will be great. you can turn this into a good thing.
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:07 AM
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dam that sucks. I would say go to one of those nice little salons and ask for a nice wash. usally you get a hot chic that massages yor head. her **** will be in your face from her washing you...it will be great. you can turn this into a good thing.
LMAO. just shave your head
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:11 AM
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nah, better yet bottle the scent and sell it on egay call it mtl for men
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:20 AM
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hmt calone, do a write up!
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:35 AM
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LOL!!!

sweet...I'm abou to get paid. I can see it now, my own section at Hects and Macys "eau de toilette HMT"...everything from gear oil cologne to race gas scented deoderant
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that would be the ---- a whole line of hmt products ,man wish i could smell like gear oil or race gas or al least regular unleaded
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My wife always told me that a car freshner that smelled like grease or motor oil is a stupid thought. I always disagreed with her. I think its a good idea!
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