i think i have hemroids
07-10-2008, 07:58 PM
#31
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Re: i think i have hemroids
Originally Posted by TorganFM
^ this man's felt the *** pain too
07-10-2008, 09:21 PM
#32
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Re: i think i have hemroids
I have on right now also, It goes away for a few months, then pops back out when I am really straining to ----. only reason I strain is because i'm an addict name Mike thats addicted to percs. take 4 10's a day for the past like 4-5 years.
I'm hoping that ---- goes away because every time I ---- I grasp the damn seat, pull the cheeks apart and let'r rip lol. takes me a while too. I only have 1 small like pellet size one so its not like i look like my ------- exploded lol. Oh well, i'm def not gonna go buy no Perperation H though and look like a homo at the counter. Stool softeners work great too though for roids.
Good luck with that ---- man.
I'm hoping that ---- goes away because every time I ---- I grasp the damn seat, pull the cheeks apart and let'r rip lol. takes me a while too. I only have 1 small like pellet size one so its not like i look like my ------- exploded lol. Oh well, i'm def not gonna go buy no Perperation H though and look like a homo at the counter. Stool softeners work great too though for roids.
Good luck with that ---- man.
07-10-2008, 10:33 PM
#36
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: i think i have hemroids
Oh man I love HMT. This ---- always cracks me up. Just before you crap, just spit on your cornhole and it'll slide out easier. Kinda like hauking a loogy on your Jolly Roger before you walk the plank into your wenches dried out haymaker.
