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Old 07-10-2008, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SQ is the SQUAD
i read sometinhg about alot of bran. do they have any otc medicine that cures this. what the hell causes these.
i think its from forcing to hard, or maybe your toilet paper has similar properties to sandpaper, could be a number of things that iritate the sphincter
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:35 PM
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just ------ some OC on your taint and let it run down to your anoose. Should fix you right up
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:54 PM
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i got one of these trying to change brake pads on a expedition with 24's


mine went away with in a few weeks though..something is wrong with your *** dude..literally
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Old 07-10-2008, 03:00 PM
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Oh, my.
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Old 07-10-2008, 03:21 PM
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lol yeah the ---- here always makes me laugh. and since no one else has said it yet.....




haha you got hemmoroids!
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Old 07-10-2008, 03:24 PM
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Netsearch says:

Stress, diet. You want to eat some fiber to bulk up your poop and keep it soft, and you need to take a minute on the can and not be in a rush or you'll keep hurting yourself.

Uhm, go see a doc, too. They have cheap/free clinics where I am at, put your ear to the ground if you don't know where they are at.
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Old 07-10-2008, 03:28 PM
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WAIT... WAIT... WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT YOU ----------ER!!!!




OK.
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Old 07-10-2008, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Oh, my.
Awesome post... LMAO..

does it look like this





Hope hotrex didnt come get you/ in you in your sleep nig nog...




LOL...... This post made me laugh harder than a crackstrip ----- at Scottsis little asian weenie...


LOL



JK....


jUST TRY NOT TO GET YOUR ---- PUSHED IN...



LOL
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:03 PM
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If you have any family members that are Truck drivers, talk to them. My father drives a rig and he said it sounds like one but maybe just a busted vessel from probably rescent stress"pushing too hard" or Chafing from the heat.
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If you have any family members that are Truck drivers, talk to them. My father drives a rig and he said it sounds like one but maybe just a busted vessel from probably rescent stress"pushing too hard" or Chafing from the heat.

You: Hey dad, this kid on the internet has some problem with his ***. I am really worried about him
Dad: Well son, what are his symptoms
You: *symptoms*
Dad: Sounds like a hemeroid to me, better get on there and tell him my truck drivn' *** knows all about em.

kill yourself.
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