Spenser

Welcome nukkas.

Well last week I was driving around after picking up some product and some shitty ---- happened

Ironicly, I decided to take a picture right before I left, so here it is...



It was kinda a shitty day bacause the bolts to my downpipe broke off and it was leaking at the turbo. I was doing about 120km/h on the highway when the downpipe finnally let loose and started draggin on the ground, so I slowed up real quick to about 90 and was gona pull over, when all of a sudden, my hood flew up smashed the ---- out my windshield. It was like the space shuttle blowing up on re-entry, just nuts.



I guess my shoddy hood pins finally let loose. I had to jump on the hood to get it to even come close to closing.



aint she beautiful



So anyway, here I am on the side of the road unbolting my hood and removing my downpipe, All i have is like a pair of vice grips and some random sockets and wrenchs.



Finally got the downpipe out, I had to jack up the car to slip it underneith. Its really nice how my rad just moves on up out of the way, I don't know how i'd work on my car if it didn't do that.



Good thing my hood is olive drab, I burried it in the snow cause it wouldn't fit in my car.



So anyway, The next day I have some buisness to conduct, and I need to go buy a new windshield. So I go back to pick up my hood, and ofcourse someone ------- stole it already, like wtf

So I get my new winshield, sans hood, and do my ----. Then this week I had to go to court downtown (as a witness) and I needed to drive my car. I definately didn't wana be pulled over, or even worse, get any sort of ticket, so I had to improvise.

Out comes The good ol canadian style carbon fiber hood, equiped with sponsorshit decals.



The hood is only attached at the front and on the highway it goes all funky, its kinda cool actually.. You should have seen the looks I got everywhere I went, I ended up racing a silly rsx type S, you should have seen the look on his face, lol.


New windshield. I got a real good deal on it, but theres no warrenty cause my car is alittle rusty, like wtf, ---- you.



My week got even worse when downtown I locked my keys in the car with it running, I know an old trick from my younger days so I was quickly in the car, I was tooo lazy to remove it so I left the molding there



So what have we learned kiddies? don't pick up, smoke up, then forget to lock up, otherwise you'll ---- yourself over. I made enough money this week from my 'pharmacutical merchandising' to pay for a new hood and windshield, although I had planned on spending that money on my valentine

All that I have left....



Smoke Weed Everyday!!!

dragon

so your the one selling ---- to travis :P

idiot-stick

nice nugs

Spenser

Travis wishes he had stock in this enterprise.

95RedEX

This pic makes me sleepy.

SkunT

your engine bay will get really nasty after about a week of driving like that. i know.

and why did you take out your pass seat, but not your rear seats?

Spenser

That smae cat in the picture pissed on my passenger seat, So I had to remove it.

bluesiflynby

decent looking middies




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SkunT

take out the rest of your seats.

necro

Ya why didn't u leave ur pass seat? And they don't give tickets out there for the airbag being empty?