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Old 04-04-2005, 09:09 PM
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1. DO NOT PANIC!

2. DO NOT DOUCHE! This may force sperm from the vagina up into the cervix and uterus.

3. If you have a spermicide available, you may want to insert one applicator full or one suppository into the vagina as soon as possible.

Call the Health Service the next day between 9am and 4pm to see if there's anything else we might recommend.
what the hell are you. a gynecologist or something?
amateur gynecologist
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:13 PM
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Stand her on her head and pour paint thinner in it while singing the national anthem and you'll be straighter than an old school tape.
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:16 PM
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amateur gynecologist
aren't we all?
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:16 PM
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Stand her on her head and pour paint thinner in it while singing the national anthem and you'll be straighter than an old school tape.
Dammit Steve, that wont work, I cant sing!! ----!!
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:17 PM
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Stand her on her head and pour paint thinner in it while singing the national anthem and you'll be straighter than an old school tape.
now thats ------- funny


with those pills... you only have one shot with them, you can't have her take one again. and i was told that you have up to like 5 days.. but i definately would not wait more than a day if possible.
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:22 PM
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Doc's kit is overkill.

Just kick that bitch in the belly, kick it like 4psi.
LMFAO, my girl is on the pill. hopefully it works huh...
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:22 PM
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lol good job numb nuts.
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:24 PM
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I am with weir on this one. I have been in this situation one to many times and I know how you feel. Im gonna be 100% serious with you on this one...and someday some other ****** that is rockin on you right now will think about this when they are in your situation. The funny part is, they must not get it enough to worry about it.

1. If her period was 12-14 days ago, and she is on a solid 30-31 cycle between periods I would be worried.
2. A girl can only get pregnant about 3 days out of the month, and its pretty much right in the middle 3 days of of her period.
3. Sperm can live inside your girl for 24-36 hours, so if she is on her 11th day or so, I would honestly be worried. The chance is there.
4. If what she said about her period ending 9 days ago, and her period is on a 30-31 day schedual, I would not worry at all.
(search around on the internet, and I will garanteee you that these are all 100% facts)

My advice to you and your girl, go to planned parent hood and get on the depo shot. Its the best BC out there. Your girl will stop fermating her periods will stop and you can nut in her all day long.

The worst form of BC is the pill. My wife got PG on that, and she took that ---- EXACTLY like as recommended (same time everyday) and some good friends of mine got PG on it as well.

So calm down. It sounds to me and from my personal past experince, you should have nothing to worry about. Dont sweat it man. One more thing...I garantee her period will be late the next time.
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:26 PM
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---- i've been with my girl for 5 years, and only used condoms a handfull of times.. I unload in her on occasion, usually
in her mouth though you'll be allright.
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:31 PM
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---- i've been with my girl for 5 years, and only used condoms a handfull of times.. I unload in her on occasion, usually
in her mouth though you'll be allright.
Haha, yeah mang, I usually go for the mouth too Thanks to everyone that helped out/gave advice, i hope everythings gonna be cool
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