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Old 12-09-2006, 04:31 AM
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Well theres a few options you have that you have so they wont come back.They used to come to a friends house like every weekend. We asked them a few time nicely not to come back but the same two showed up about every weekend. If you do these things in the order listed you should not see them any more. 1 Answer the door naked, 2 start preaching satan to them, 3 Climb on your roof get some where they cant see you and start shooting them with a BB gun. We did those things in that order and havent seen a jahova or mormen in 2 years or more
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:26 AM
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I've never really had that problem. Usually just little kids selling ---- that I don't want or need.

They should def. take a hint though. I don't push my religion on anybody else, I prefer to mostly keep it to myself, but I'll never deny it to anybody.
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Old 12-09-2006, 10:22 AM
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Well theres a few options you have that you have so they wont come back.They used to come to a friends house like every weekend. We asked them a few time nicely not to come back but the same two showed up about every weekend. If you do these things in the order listed you should not see them any more. 1 Answer the door naked, 2 start preaching satan to them, 3 Climb on your roof get some where they cant see you and start shooting them with a BB gun. We did those things in that order and havent seen a jahova or mormen in 2 years or more
yea, that first one doesnt really work in >20* weather.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:25 AM
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My neighbor that bought my 96 turbo hatch is a Jovie. He really never brings up his religion and nevers asks about mine. Nicest guy you will ever meet.
He needs to go door to door in JW and Mormon neighborhoods talking to people about manners.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:28 AM
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yea my girlfriends brother is a JW and hes never pushed it upon me. I guess some have manners and some dont.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:29 AM
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Your gf's brother is a no talent *** driver who is lucky to be alive.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Your gf's brother is a no talent *** driver who is lucky to be alive.
Agreed 100%
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:55 AM
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Chris, this is HMT. You may agree, but the correct response is to insult me. Reaching a consensus is unimportant. A snappy comeback is all that matters.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:59 AM
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Yeah you **** wrangler! :P
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I think it should be against the law for anyone to come to your house uninvited. The law would be written so that you couldn't have your neighbor arrested for coming over to tell you your hose is on, but you get the idea.

No ghetto kids selling candy
No bible dealers
No advertising can be left on the door/porch
No ------s in my neighborhood.

That is all.
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