tman6919

so since ive been seeing all these dumb *** retarted posts lately I thought i'd join the madness

Ive been sick as ---- since Friday/saturday, my tonsils are swollen as ---- and i had a headache so i finally broke down and went to the docs. They gave me some antibiotics and drew some blood after doing the strep test. Long story short I just got a call from the docs, im fucked bitches i got mono, I'ma hunt down the bitch that gave it to me and pee on her car

good thig is my doc is cool as ----, he gave me oxycodone for the "pain" and some sick *** sleeping pils

flame suite on

IntaCooler

go to a nursery and kiss all the liittle kids

bigdaddyvtec

AIDS, MOno... whats the difference right

Spyral

That's what I'm saying. Until it escalates to Super Aids, it ain't ----.

Cray91

Mono is like the kiss of death. Better just make a list of people you want to kill or rape, you have maybe 10 days to live.

stillnoturbo

NIGn0g

Mono is only dangerous (most of the time) if you are very young and/or very old and/or sick (I mean more than a mono) and/or apple juice and/or artificial flavour. Go sleep for a week and come back after. My brother had one at 15 years old but 4 days after (lot of bed time) he was healty as before... I almost forgot, read shity threads like some in this section may kill you faster than mono!

Good luck and SLEEP!

BigD

I had that crap before. Sucked ***. I will only drink after select people now.

tman6919

lesson learned, i'll think twice the next time i meet a bitch at the club but hold the ---- up somebody please talk some ----. HMT just doesnt feel the same without somebody flamin my *** for gettin mono

nicko360

you can only get mono once, and 90% of adults have already had it, only 50% know that theyve had it