Jorsher

OK so i was goin down the street right, I had a few beers but i think i was drivin good And anyway, so dis bitchass pig flips on his light. I'm all W..T...----....i'M NOT GETTING PULLED OVER AND A TICKET...I'M GONNA DO SOMETHIN M4DDD STUPID Y0! So i punched the vtak and it started making all kinds of power and ----. and i was gettin my swerve on, goin like, 100 in a 25, and DIS DUM BITCH walks her and her mentally handicapped downsyndrome lookin kid across the street. Well i try and drift around her but the power got away from me (i was still in vtech and jus put on a dc header) and she didnt move quick enough so i ran them over. Well now I definitely couldn't stop runnin from the popos, so i says to myself ---- THIS I'VE ALREADY DONE A BUNCHA STUPID ----, TOO LATE TO STOP NOW. SO THEREs this stoplight up ahead and i tried to stop but didnt quite make it cuz all the power i had, and slid into another car. It started burning, but i saw something movin int he car so RAN. I almost got home and was driftin into the driveway, but my mom came out , and i tried to avoid this squirrel but got them both in mid-drift. When I hit the garage I turned the car off, BUT ---- STARTED ON FIRE. I was like, WTF. Well somehow cops found me and i got all these ------- charges and am stuck in prison..

----------IN PIGS :1

hondarex2323

haha

buk9tp

cliff notes: you did some shrooms while you were sitting in your car crying because you couldnt find your keys, shrooms kicked in, and magic ensued.

xternal

BigD

WTF did you take and why was I not given any :P

d-man

You're a retard.

Jorsher

no im brillyunt

J-MAN

im taking it that this was in responce to the other thread lol

BigD

NIGn0g

This kind of things happen to me every day, I'm tired of this