Donald125

just eat a bunch of greasy ---- and drink TONS of water

Smith-02

something high in animal fat = clear a path

HondaTuner

I hope you don't have to get an enema. LOL

Perfek360

with fire sauce...that always cleans my system out...but it usually burns

RotaryGeek

Haha when u do go pull a ---- n split. Its where you go to a friends house and chill for a minute, then use there ******* and split without flushing or closing the door afterwords. Its ------- great

krustindumm

havfee a cigarette

2000integrals

you can always go the eric cartman way and try eating through your anus in hopes of pooping through your mouth. he successfully did it.

and in regards to what rotarygeek said about a ---- n split, i got one better for ya. Its called the upper decker. instead of shitting in the guys toilet and dipping, you take a ---- in the actual tank of the toilet, that way it'll smell for days, and every time he flushes, it'll back up into the bowl. when he finally figures out what happened, the cleaning process is just as disgusting. O, the things i've learned in college.

FooK

bahahhaahahahahahahahah oh man that had me on the floor laughin.

news update: 108PM and still no ----. ---- rumblin and tumblin tho. stay tuned.

FooK

10:55 and I pooped!

I'd like to thank my girlfriend for scratching my back when i couldnt poop to distract me from my aching gut.

I'd also like to thank ex-lax.

And of course I'd like to thank HMT

con

YAAAAAAAA!