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Old 07-20-2006, 10:34 PM
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drink a lot of milk and eat ramdom ---- youre not used to eating it will come with the fury after some of that
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:37 PM
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hahahahaha you can't ----. you suck at life. my parents had a cat who didnt have a butthole. didn't last too long.
but i have a butthole...

ex lax says 6-12 hours...i hope im not sleeping when the ---- blast comes.
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:42 PM
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Go to a gay bar. It'll work
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:42 PM
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but i have a butthole...

ex lax says 6-12 hours...i hope im not sleeping when the ---- blast comes.
When Freddy Kruger is pulling random things out your *** in your dreams, you should wake up cuz thats probably when youll start coloring the sheets in real life.
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:43 PM
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drink ---- tons of fruit juices. youll ---- like a soft serve ice cream machine.
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:44 PM
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Go to a gay bar. It'll work
thanks for the advice you big ------- HOMO
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:46 PM
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My mom made this broccoli salid ----, damn I ---- within 15min of eating it...cheap crappy coffee also makes me ---- hardcore
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by jagojon3
taco bell
works for me everytime.
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:04 PM
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wifi ******* action...a lil nublet just dropped.
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:09 PM
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wifi ******* action...a lil nublet just dropped.
Ahhh so I see I'm not the only one on HMT with a laptop in the bathroom.

I wanted to start a thread about this.

Shitting with wifi
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