I AM CANADIAN
10-15-2003, 07:46 PM
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I AM CANADIAN
I AM CANADIAN
Hey...I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader... and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English & French, NOT American. and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing. DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL. A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!! CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!MY NAME IS JOE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!! !!!
I AM ITALIAN
Ciao...I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor.I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night. And I don't drive a Camaro. And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge, Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people. I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for pizza. I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash. And its pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO. I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world cup. Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies, Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors, And it's Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta!!Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,The FIRST nation of soccer, And the BEST part of Europe!! My name is Guiseppe !!! AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM PAKISTANI
Allo,I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant. I don't go to flea markets, or worship elephants, or eat with my hands. And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Rundle, Although I'm certain they're very smelly people. I eat roti....not pita. I don't only shower once a week, I believe in discounts, not full price. And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT. I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a terrorist siege. A turban IS an article of clothing. Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods Curry is a VERY tasty dish, and it IS pronounced Gaun-dee, not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee!! Pakistan IS a third world country, The first nation of Cricket And the BEST part of the middle east!! My name is Raheem! AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!
I AM CHINESE!
Wai...I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat.I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic. And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddington Heights Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people. I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk.I believe in giving cash, not gifts And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO. I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre, Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk Jet Li can kick Van Damme's *** anyday. And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa China is the LARGEST country in Asia The FIRST nation of PING-PONG, And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!! My name is FUNG!!! AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey...I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader... and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English & French, NOT American. and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing. DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL. A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!! CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!MY NAME IS JOE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!! !!!
I AM ITALIAN
Ciao...I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor.I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night. And I don't drive a Camaro. And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge, Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people. I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for pizza. I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash. And its pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO. I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world cup. Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies, Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors, And it's Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta!!Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,The FIRST nation of soccer, And the BEST part of Europe!! My name is Guiseppe !!! AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM PAKISTANI
Allo,I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant. I don't go to flea markets, or worship elephants, or eat with my hands. And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Rundle, Although I'm certain they're very smelly people. I eat roti....not pita. I don't only shower once a week, I believe in discounts, not full price. And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT. I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a terrorist siege. A turban IS an article of clothing. Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods Curry is a VERY tasty dish, and it IS pronounced Gaun-dee, not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee!! Pakistan IS a third world country, The first nation of Cricket And the BEST part of the middle east!! My name is Raheem! AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!
I AM CHINESE!
Wai...I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat.I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic. And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddington Heights Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people. I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk.I believe in giving cash, not gifts And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO. I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre, Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk Jet Li can kick Van Damme's *** anyday. And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa China is the LARGEST country in Asia The FIRST nation of PING-PONG, And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!! My name is FUNG!!! AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10-15-2003, 08:06 PM
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Re:I AM CANADIAN
IM A DOUCHE
I sleep with your sister even though shes only 13, im nice to your face and talk ---- behind your back, i borrow things and never return them, I take advantage of drunk girls, if you pass out from drinking i jizz on your face, Ive taken pictures of my ***** on your parents cameras , i start fights with 12 year old kids, I call numbers in your cell phone and pretend im you and talk ----, i make plans with people and never show up, im a sick ------- ------- with no morals, my name is STEVE, and IM A DOUCHE!
I sleep with your sister even though shes only 13, im nice to your face and talk ---- behind your back, i borrow things and never return them, I take advantage of drunk girls, if you pass out from drinking i jizz on your face, Ive taken pictures of my ***** on your parents cameras , i start fights with 12 year old kids, I call numbers in your cell phone and pretend im you and talk ----, i make plans with people and never show up, im a sick ------- ------- with no morals, my name is STEVE, and IM A DOUCHE!
10-15-2003, 08:15 PM
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Re:I AM CANADIAN
lol, this is funny ----. 
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10-15-2003, 09:27 PM
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Re:I AM CANADIAN
I thought that Travis was just stating he is Canadian. Than he started talking in true Canadian fashon (Diversity, Peace Keeping, etc.) and I was thinking, " ha ha, all Canadians REALLY are a bunch of worthless, dumb pussies." Then I realized it was a joke with all that other ----.
I'm an American, we don't give a ---- what you think, why your here, or what your about, if you don't love the United States, go back where you came from and wait for us to bomb your pile of ---- country, cause at the rate we're going, you shouldn't be waiting long. 
I'm an American, we don't give a ---- what you think, why your here, or what your about, if you don't love the United States, go back where you came from and wait for us to bomb your pile of ---- country, cause at the rate we're going, you shouldn't be waiting long.
