I almost got laid tonight
12-14-2006, 12:28 AM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by ctr99ek
wow, this thread sux. drunk idiot and his lies just to be cool
Tell you what: Go shove a cucumber up your worthless n00b ***, and don't come back until you've built a car equal to the one belonging to the man you are criticising. It won't happen any time soon. :1
12-14-2006, 01:21 AM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by BigWheeze
dunk your dick in JB weld as a favor to the world, we dont need more fucktards like you
12-14-2006, 01:37 AM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by udaredme
+1 
Its good when you can just pump away and not have to worry about anything, makes me kind of feel sorry for anyone who has to JB weld their condoms together.
12-17-2006, 09:40 AM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
I can't believe you guys take this stuff so seriously.
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
