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12-13-2006, 04:10 PM

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tundrafiend01

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by 96turboracer

I had sex with my wife tonight, it was great knowing I'm not getting an STD.

Wifey sex + no std's + birth control = Win Win

12-13-2006, 04:42 PM

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BigWheeze

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by dohcdelsol93

I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up.

the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no

anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right?

she's like WTF is SNOFF

I said

SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH!

I found a few reasons you failed.

12-13-2006, 08:29 PM

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91teggy

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

Just JBweld ur dick shut

12-13-2006, 09:19 PM

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T0DA

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

Or JB Weld himself to the ocean floor, rather.

12-13-2006, 09:59 PM

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gen4acclude2

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

dude you the kink of jb weld ....lol but i will take a swof from her

12-13-2006, 10:00 PM

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HondaTuner

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by gen4acclude2

dude you the kink of jb weld ....lol but i will take a swof from her

STFU, KTHX.

12-13-2006, 10:04 PM

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FooK

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

Wow...

...you are a total moron.

12-13-2006, 10:45 PM

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udaredme

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by tundrafiend01

Wifey sex + no std's + birth control = Win Win

12-13-2006, 11:56 PM

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Tom-Guy

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by tundrafiend01

Wifey sex + no std's + birth control = Win Win

Same boring old piece of *** + just get tested at the clinic first duh + a chemical that makes old girl get fat, grow a mustache, and develop cardio problems when you're the-o-rectally saddled with her for life = dur dur dur!

12-14-2006, 12:02 AM

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Re: I almost got laid tonight

wow, this thread sux. drunk idiot and his lies just to be cool

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