I almost got laid tonight
11-25-2006, 01:11 AM
#16
0.0 BAR
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 0
Re: I almost got laid tonight
what makes you so sure about that :P
i can wait too see the next bullshit story this retard thinks up, first he ---- on a girls bed because she didnt like hondas, now he claims he tried to jbweld a condom. great stories retard, they would be funnier if they were true.
i can wait too see the next bullshit story this retard thinks up, first he ---- on a girls bed because she didnt like hondas, now he claims he tried to jbweld a condom. great stories retard, they would be funnier if they were true.
11-25-2006, 01:13 AM
#17
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 21,479
Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
obviosuly false
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11-25-2006, 01:20 AM
#18
1.0 BAR
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 600
Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 8secivic
ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. ******.
11-25-2006, 01:32 AM
#19
0.5 BAR
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 126
Re: I almost got laid tonight
If you were a real hmt nig nog you would know it takes at least 12 hours to put a jb welded piece to work. Sooo you would have to wait 12 hours and probably 24 hours just to be safe. You want it to be cured 100% if you were going to use it as a contraceptive.
11-25-2006, 01:39 AM
#20
1.0 BAR
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 336
Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by dohcdelsol93
I brought another chic home tonight. This time I was in the mood for the booty and not the back rub.
We started fooling around and I went to get a rubber
I accidently broke the rubber when I put it on inside out.
I was drunk so don't rag me about it.
anyway, I reached under my bed to get another one and it was the last ------- one.
I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up.
the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no
anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right?
she's like WTF is SNOFF
I said
SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH!
anyway she left pissed off as all hell.
i'm headed back out to the club now to get another chic and some more condoms.
If I get pissed at the next one I'm breaking out the JB weld condom!
We started fooling around and I went to get a rubber
I accidently broke the rubber when I put it on inside out.
I was drunk so don't rag me about it.
anyway, I reached under my bed to get another one and it was the last ------- one.
I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up.
the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no
anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right?
she's like WTF is SNOFF
I said
SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH!
anyway she left pissed off as all hell.
i'm headed back out to the club now to get another chic and some more condoms.
If I get pissed at the next one I'm breaking out the JB weld condom!
