I almost got laid tonight
11-24-2006, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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I almost got laid tonight
I brought another chic home tonight. This time I was in the mood for the booty and not the back rub.
We started fooling around and I went to get a rubber
I accidently broke the rubber when I put it on inside out.
I was drunk so don't rag me about it.
anyway, I reached under my bed to get another one and it was the last ------- one.
I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up.
the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no
anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right?
she's like WTF is SNOFF
I said
SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH!
anyway she left pissed off as all hell.
i'm headed back out to the club now to get another chic and some more condoms.
If I get pissed at the next one I'm breaking out the JB weld condom!
We started fooling around and I went to get a rubber
I accidently broke the rubber when I put it on inside out.
I was drunk so don't rag me about it.
anyway, I reached under my bed to get another one and it was the last ------- one.
I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up.
the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no
anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right?
she's like WTF is SNOFF
I said
SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH!
anyway she left pissed off as all hell.
i'm headed back out to the club now to get another chic and some more condoms.
If I get pissed at the next one I'm breaking out the JB weld condom!
11-24-2006, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 0
Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by Cray91
This is ------- pointless. I hate these threads about almost knocking ppl out, almost getting laid, almost almost alsmot. Talk to me when you get laid, knock someone out. Or combine the two.
