stillnoturbo

So today at work I was bored like usual and go up to chit chat with my buddy I work with that I've known since like junior high. He's a pretty funny guy. So anyways, he's like "Henry, it's payday this week(we get paid everyother week) and I'm gonna go get a gerbil and a hamster and try to mate 'em and get Herbil."
I'm like "a herbil? Like a hybrid gerbil/hamster?" He's like yeah, there rodents so they should mate and gimme some weird animal. Plus those ------- gerbils are always horny so I shouldn't have a problem if I get a male gerbil and a female hamster. He's 27 not 9 so I'm just clearing that up. This kid cracks me up with some of the ---- that comes out of him. I'm like how long have you been thinking about this one? He's like about a month now! lol Oh ---- mike, you need to get a woman. BAD!
Does anyone think this will work? I told him to try like a hamster and rat and then you have a bigger fluffier hamster with a fucked up tail. I'm gonna roll over and die if this actually works. He's like ---- horses and donkeys can do it so why cant I make a mule out of some rodents. This kid used to be a big time stoner so he's pretty weird and funny.

DA-MAX

a Herbil...ROFL!!!

con

+1 that crazy ----

90dx

Def take some pictures.I have from time to time thought about what cross breeds of animals would be like.I agree he needs a women or to lay off the reefer.

gurusan

how does he know the gerbil isn't just gonna ---- the hamster up and eat it or something.

Maybe blow some herb in the cage to set the mood.

pachika wow wow *porno music*

stillnoturbo

He hasn't smoked in a couple of years now but he's still pretty fruity so no blowing weed smoke in the cage to mess this things up more. Hahahah herbil.

spoon fed

i once bread a bull dog and a shiz tzu. We called it a Bull-----

wlfhitman

wow, someone needs to get laid i mean quick heh. but if this does work, buy more of the creatures breed them and sell them for tons of cash! haha buy one today a HERBIL!

stillnoturbo

Naw our job is pretty boring so we have quite abit of idle time to think of alot of things. He just does his quite strangely. lol.