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Old 01-30-2009, 06:58 PM
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My girlfriend's car died in her driveway and I think the starter went out. I live a couple hours away from her and so I cant just go and check it. How would you explain where the starter on a '94 civic is so she can hit it and hopefully get it to work? Any pics are a bonus
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:01 PM
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No honda guy, but if it's an auto, tell her to wiggle the shifter and make sure it's in park. Shifters usually have a starter cut switch in them so it will only start in park or neutral.
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:05 PM
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I'd tell her to stay in the kitchen and let someone else handle it.
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:08 PM
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My starter is on the end of my hand. With it I rub my engine and make bitches squeel.
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follow the red wire from the battery to the starter.
also what loki said.
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looking at the engine bay from the front of the car. the starter is on the left (passenger) side of the car on the transmission
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:39 PM
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Why the ---- is she calling you? The guy she's ------- when you're out of town should be handling this ----.
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:23 PM
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Call AAA
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Towdogg
Call AA you've been drinking too much if you think she knows how to use a hammer
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Why the ---- is she calling you? The guy she's ------- when you're out of town should be handling this ----.
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