How to suicide properly
07-31-2005, 03:27 PM
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07-31-2005, 05:22 PM
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Re: How to suicide properly
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
07-31-2005, 06:21 PM
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Re: How to suicide properly
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised **** part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my ***** afterward
07-31-2005, 06:32 PM
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Re: How to suicide properly
Originally Posted by raiden571
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised **** part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my ***** afterward
07-31-2005, 06:39 PM
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Re: How to suicide properly
Originally Posted by nitrofish420
Originally Posted by raiden571
that was funny. me and my gf were reading it, i found the sidewalk one the best, especially the bruised **** part, she to thought it was humorous. ive tried it, and it doesnt work, she just starts playing with my ***** afterward
