How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
10-17-2006, 09:16 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
My best friend (who's also a painter) will be recieving this for his birthday real soon.
We once worked in this house that was new and didn't have plumbing yet. He lined the bucket with plastic and bombed it. Then he wrapped it up and taped it into a ball, came into the house and threw it to his brother. One of those "HEY, catch!!!" kinda things. His brother figured it out when he felt that it was warm. This should be a mandatory item on the van. lol.
We once worked in this house that was new and didn't have plumbing yet. He lined the bucket with plastic and bombed it. Then he wrapped it up and taped it into a ball, came into the house and threw it to his brother. One of those "HEY, catch!!!" kinda things. His brother figured it out when he felt that it was warm. This should be a mandatory item on the van. lol.
10-17-2006, 09:25 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
they forgot to add, the doo-doo bandit. when someone leaves their mark on the floor of walls of the stall with ----. reminicant of the mark of zorro. every place has had the doo-doo bandit visit at least once
10-17-2006, 09:28 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
i poop at work alot also and this survival guide is the greastest thing ive ever read i want to print like 500 copies and post them in every bathroom i visit!!!!!
10-17-2006, 10:02 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
DOWN SOUTH PLUMBER- A mexican who wipes his *** and throws the paper in the trash. Stinking up the whole joint until someone tells him "Welcome to America. Our plumbing eats the paper too". 
10-17-2006, 10:05 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
FYI when you are out of TP, you can always locate the nearest wall edge and scrape your *** on it, use one edge one time only so u don`t get urself dirty
10-17-2006, 10:12 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
Originally Posted by Donald125
FYI when you are out of TP, you can always locate the nearest wall edge and scrape your *** on it, use one edge one time only so u don`t get urself dirty
