kain

well, some of you might work in an office. and as you know working in an office is boring as ----. so i think of ways to play jokes and ---- that really **** people off. of course i dont do it at work, i only do it at my schools computer lab.

if someone pisses me off, and they are typing a paper, i just press (windows key + m and i hit ctrl + a, and then mash enter )
what this does is open everything on the desktop. most of the time their computers freeze.

some people print allot of ----. like 50 pages and they dont really care. i take it to the next level. i go into mspaint, and i color the whole fucken screen black. then i prnt about 250 copies. the toner runs out before it finishes most of the time.

also is it has speakers, play two songs at once. this seems to **** off people the most.

putting a diskette in the drive really confuses stupid bitches when they turn on the computer. its funny.

the worst thing is when you make a batch file to run when windows loads, and when it does load, it simply shuts down right after it loads.

i like to sneeze on the screen. it makes nice colorfull dots.

my mind is blank. i do so many things that i cant think of them right now.

J-SMITH69

kain is a moron